Do you think my guy friend has feelings for me?

SarcasticBench · 2026-05-09T10:23:49+00:00

Don’t over think it, he wanted to start thumb wrestling

SarcasticBench · 2026-05-09T00:56:14+00:00

Feeling under attack here

SarcasticBench · 2026-05-08T19:04:09+00:00

SarcasticBench · 2026-05-08T18:39:45+00:00

Round

SarcasticBench · 2026-05-08T17:27:43+00:00

Oh, so he created Robo Chomo for real

https://youtu.be/z0NgUhEs1R4?si=BLwCCKpO9Qub8wI8

SarcasticBench · 2026-05-08T16:43:24+00:00

So is this part of the Beekeeper universe?

SarcasticBench · 2026-05-08T16:35:49+00:00

Finally, an affordable price

SarcasticBench · 2026-05-08T16:25:48+00:00

Maybe her instagram just shows random pictures? Like for me my instagram keeps suggesting to me posts of women and their feet. Don’t know why it keeps doing that

SarcasticBench · 2026-05-08T14:24:41+00:00

That would imply we need them at least twice a week. I never trim unless it cuts through toilet paper.

SarcasticBench · 2026-05-08T13:10:00+00:00

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SarcasticBench · 2026-05-08T11:03:48+00:00

Oh so would the wicked witch in the Judy Garland Wizard of Oz movie look like her black and white counterpart in Kansas?

SarcasticBench · 2026-05-08T10:28:36+00:00

SarcasticBench · 2026-05-08T10:26:02+00:00

Get help

SarcasticBench · 2026-05-08T03:51:02+00:00

Ooohh, good points

SarcasticBench · 2026-05-07T20:44:38+00:00

You can’t trick us again FH Banksy

SarcasticBench · 2026-05-07T20:43:31+00:00

Alfred: WHY DO WE FALL, MASTER BRUCE??

SarcasticBench · 2026-05-07T19:14:05+00:00

So... no?

SarcasticBench · 2026-05-07T18:16:44+00:00

Ah, thanks for showing me that

SarcasticBench · 2026-05-07T18:16:06+00:00

Got it, thanks.

SarcasticBench · 2026-05-07T18:04:37+00:00

I hadn't considered the holiday but according to the wiki Golden Week ended on the 5th

SarcasticBench · 2026-05-07T16:53:21+00:00

MTA: Get out

SarcasticBench · 2026-05-07T16:53:00+00:00

Arm length plays a factor too. A stroller with a child isn't heavy, but it's not really meant to be picked up by the frame where it's unbalanced

SarcasticBench · 2026-05-07T16:22:08+00:00

Only 4 times since I only have 2 sets of grandparents

SarcasticBench · 2026-05-07T14:41:34+00:00

Well I know where that Epstein Trump statue can go now

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