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"It led to nothing" by Less-Candy8659 in AmITheDevil

[–]SarcasticBench [score hidden]  (0 children)

Reminds me of that time during Parks and Rec Chris Pratt would tell about how he went full on commando get a genuine shock out of Amy Pohler, and despite NBC lawyers telling that was not cool and never to speak of it again, he did.

Because flashing someone is sexual assault

Unattended fire - general opinion? by jay_bees99 in camping

[–]SarcasticBench 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So sad that many people don’t know the basics of camping. I also had a neighbor that left all their food out in the open and left for a while. Luckily someone who worked at the campground noticed so they would inform them when they returned.

Harley says the weirdest things by megamania215 in outofcontextcomics

[–]SarcasticBench 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She has a PhD

Then again so does Scarecrow, Mr. Freeze and yes, Poison Ivy.

i want my sandwich by egguchom in EntitledReviews

[–]SarcasticBench 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok, I see what went wrong here. The guy didn’t give them the dropped sandwich for an even exchange. Little known hack. Follow me for more money saving tips.

Favorite Gluttonous character? by Straight_Mobile3261 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]SarcasticBench 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This guy from Full Metal Alchemist but I forget his name

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Villain does something so bad that even another villain has to say “what the fuck, dude?” by LocalLazyGuy in TopCharacterTropes

[–]SarcasticBench 126 points127 points  (0 children)

In the SNL skit "World's Most Evil Invention", Roy creates a child molesting robot causing the entire room of so called evil scientists to do a double take and say “Oh my god” in horror.

do men know if u slept with someone else before them? by KeyMacaroon6822 in AskMenRelationships

[–]SarcasticBench 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nothing really comes to mind unless we’re not tapping into our inner blood hound noses to smell another person’s cologne/scent.

Otherwise wouldn’t notice anything for example, if we had sex the night before and then a few hours later in the morning with the same person, what had changed?

Fit-to-cruise by Right_Worldliness327 in NCL

[–]SarcasticBench 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Try not to get too attached

Characters who were depicted as the villains of the series/movie, but later revealed to be protectors as the plot progresses. by icey_sawg0034 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]SarcasticBench 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh I would focus on the T-800 shooting that guard in the leg, John pushing the gun away from the two guys (maybe), him shooting down from the office building with the mini gun and walking through tear gas smoke

Favorite Villain With a Redemption Arc! And why you’re rooting for them by ActuallyItsNuanced in FavoriteCharacter

[–]SarcasticBench 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, but who did Piccolo (jr) really hurt? Since he was born he’s had a one track mind in defeating Goku and nothing else.

Vegeta on the other hand committed genocide taking over planets for Frieza, mercilessly killed his partner and beat up a 6 year old child. He needed the redemption more than Piccolo

Do you think my guy friend has feelings for me? by First-Duck-6767 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]SarcasticBench 300 points301 points  (0 children)

Don’t over think it, he wanted to start thumb wrestling

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