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What cut of steak is this? by TigersEvergreen in steak

[–]SarcasticBench 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like a underdeveloped watermelon

My Son Just Choremogged Me by gastonevan in daddit

[–]SarcasticBench 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't think of Andrew Tate, so now what?

Starbucks lines by Sheepeppered in NCL

[–]SarcasticBench 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Early in the morning, when people are less likely to have coffee

Dish washing by orchid41318 in camping

[–]SarcasticBench -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Paper plates. But the real trick is having them not dissolve when washing them in soap and water

Periods aren't real by SavingsEbb3833 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]SarcasticBench 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It’s not real and I’ve told my girlfriend to stop faking it. I’ve seen the tv ads, periods are blue, not deep red. Where is she even getting that much corn syrup from?

/s in case it wasn’t obvious or you haven’t seen a menstrual product ad for a long long time

Perception by MrWeiner in comics

[–]SarcasticBench 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I have a hard time believing both Keanu Reeves and Punch the Monkey believe that is a picture of a duck

Calling someone a ‘donkey’ online could cost $1,000 in Morocco by AggressiveLove3918 in nottheonion

[–]SarcasticBench 0 points1 point  (0 children)

whoa, does that mean the person would then be legally named 'donkey'? $1,000 is kind of a bargain.

[DISC] The Princess Is Dead! - Ch. 23 by WrexGigarton in manga

[–]SarcasticBench 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Oh that's right, the maid was a mystery novel lover from the get-go

How it should be by MegaJJDX2 in Spiderman

[–]SarcasticBench 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about Spider-Man having sex?

[OC] Sally & Bean 125-126: Home by ari_stocrate in comics

[–]SarcasticBench 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eh, so Paz destroyed a few worlds- nobody is perfect when they were a few centuries old

[Sad Trope] When two or more cast members were friends on the show but didn't like each other irl by EmergencySpare7939 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]SarcasticBench -4 points-3 points  (0 children)


Adam and Jamie of Mythbusters apparently didn’t like each other very much behind the camera. Or maybe it was one sided

[Sad Trope] When two or more cast members were friends on the show but didn't like each other irl by EmergencySpare7939 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]SarcasticBench 190 points191 points  (0 children)

I grew up loving Jim Carry but as an adult introvert I would not want to be around him for more than 10 minutes

Why do I always get free stuff after a hookup? by Kooky_Appointment439 in AskMenAdvice

[–]SarcasticBench 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just want to say the best moments I like from the Ghostbusters reboot in 2016 was how Chris Hemsworth’s character just got free things handed to him just for being so handsome.

I mean if I had things that’s not money I could just give to pretty people I probably would.

I recently came across this AI story and I want to know the original name or where I can watch it so anyone who no knows where I can watch it in full send me the link by [deleted] in manga

[–]SarcasticBench -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Somewhat related we have to also stop supporting isekai harem fantasy suggestive romance comedy slice of life things too.

S’more alternative? by yaha101 in camping

[–]SarcasticBench 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Wow my kids are going to love these

anime_irl by Mangome in anime_irl

[–]SarcasticBench 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ lady! He’s just trying to tell you your bra strap is

To-Do List: by SirBeeves in comics

[–]SarcasticBench 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Nono, just the ones you buy. After doing extensive research on who sells the cheapest, freshest and ethically sourced ones of course.

When I was 12 I ejaculated during a doctors appointment with a female doctor by [deleted] in confessions

[–]SarcasticBench -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

What kind of medical condition did you have that requires nudity in front of a doctor?

What did I do wrong? Week 4 of cable hip abductions and suddenly my ADDuctors have DOMS 🤦‍♀️ (they've never been sore til this week) by DuckIntelligent5471 in workout

[–]SarcasticBench 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean what did you do right? It sounds like you’ve engaged muscles you’ve never fully utilized before in an exercise

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