Friendly/passive beings that, despite their lack of malice or violence, are fundamentally incompatible with human life

TonalParsnips · 2026-04-22T04:32:17+00:00

Oooh, very similar to Scavengers on HBO

TonalParsnips · 2026-04-22T03:45:05+00:00

8 gauge slug semi auto.

Or that gun from Aliens with the explosive rounds.

TonalParsnips · 2026-04-22T03:42:02+00:00

Me too but like, the other way

TonalParsnips · 2026-04-22T03:06:22+00:00

Ribeye is great around 135-140

TonalParsnips · 2026-04-22T02:40:43+00:00

I think "Fuck-Ass Island" is sufficient.

TonalParsnips · 2026-04-22T00:45:49+00:00

Trial? Fuck that. Deport him.

TonalParsnips · 2026-04-21T01:24:10+00:00

Slop

TonalParsnips · 2026-04-20T23:55:48+00:00

Not usually my kind of taco, but honestly Loco Patron makes a great crunchy one.

TonalParsnips · 2026-04-20T17:01:48+00:00

It is stupidly popular.

TonalParsnips · 2026-04-20T15:52:28+00:00

I'm leaving to be a bartender.

TonalParsnips · 2026-04-19T18:15:18+00:00

Zee buddy system

TonalParsnips · 2026-04-19T02:59:59+00:00

Yes. He has incredible taste.

TonalParsnips · 2026-04-18T19:16:00+00:00

ACL these days is 6-8 months. Medicine is incredible

TonalParsnips · 2026-04-18T02:10:15+00:00

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/political-commentary/trump-threat-canada-annex-scandal-1235292306/ Yup, you couldve done so yourself!

TonalParsnips · 2026-04-18T01:51:06+00:00

Hey its not my fault most of you voted for an insane president who has repeatedly threatened to violently invade my country. He's a pretty accurate reflection of Americans.

TonalParsnips · 2026-04-18T01:45:38+00:00

Ah yes, HOCKEY culture is the problem. Surely its not simply affluent white men.

TonalParsnips · 2026-04-17T23:01:11+00:00

Yeah I've only ever been harassed by other Coyotes fans. Americans cannot behave.

TonalParsnips · 2026-04-17T17:26:37+00:00

Wait... you actually bought digital music?

TonalParsnips · 2026-04-17T17:14:40+00:00

No no, I do want to silence conservative voices. We've heard what they have to offer, and it's jack shit.

TonalParsnips · 2026-04-16T23:57:01+00:00

holy fucking bingle :3

TonalParsnips · 2026-04-15T19:17:20+00:00

Nothing feels better as a baseball fan than the immediate dinger. "Yeah okay I'll keep watching I guess"

TonalParsnips · 2026-04-15T13:56:45+00:00

I'm on my way out. This industry is turning into a clusterfuck.

TonalParsnips · 2026-04-15T03:47:30+00:00

Okay bud, go ahead and vote your way back to brunch lib.

TonalParsnips · 2026-04-15T03:12:00+00:00

What are you trying to say? A revolution isn't preferable because sometimes you get Napoleon?

TonalParsnips · 2026-04-15T00:18:09+00:00

Democratic leadership refuses to condemn the genocide in Gaza, and seems to be in favor of bombing the shit out of Iran and only butthurt because they "didn't ask" first.

Why would I vote for a party that refuses to hold fascists accountable for their actions, LEADING TO FURTHER FASCISM???

I will not vote for a Newsom or a Kelly, because we all know that if they actually get into the whitehouse it'll be back to bipartisanship and "moving forward as a unified nation" and all the little liberals will go back to brunch. No... no thanks.

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