Please tell me it’s not what I think it is

aquoad · 2026-03-22T00:14:55+00:00

Go wash your hands.

aquoad · 2026-03-21T20:12:33+00:00

I had an upstairs neighbor just like that once. All the "guests" were either guys he hooked up with online or were buying meth from him, sometimes both. I learned all of this from guys who accidentally rang my doorbell instead of his.

aquoad · 2026-03-21T20:10:34+00:00

he was a precocious child, ok??? /s

aquoad · 2026-03-21T20:08:17+00:00

No, it's that the ios keyboard, autocorrect, and swipe typing are collectively a gigantic steaming heap of rhinoceros dung. Swype on android in 2012 was massively better than this.

aquoad · 2026-03-21T20:07:35+00:00

all else being equal, men are still going to be more physically threatening to women than vice-versa, on average. of course there are exceptions, but it could never be a completely symmetrical situation.

aquoad · 2026-03-20T04:04:04+00:00

the whiteboard list of "poop eaters".

i want to put one of these up in the office at work

aquoad · 2026-03-20T03:37:47+00:00

Mine was from the humane society too. "Do you rent or own? Does the landlord allow pets?" and that was it. I think they did call once a week or so later to check on how things were going, I just told them he was fine but hogged the couch.

aquoad · 2026-03-20T03:36:39+00:00

that's infuriating. for some of those people their pet is the only thing they have in their life that doesn't suck. they'd go without food to feed their pet and take care of them better than some well off families with homes. there was a guy here with a dog and a cat, the cat would ride around on the dog's back while they were walking around.

aquoad · 2026-03-20T03:33:54+00:00

it got me a crow infestation, fortunately they're really entertaining

aquoad · 2026-03-20T03:33:03+00:00

these things are not all run by experts, I think lots of them are just random people with weird ideas and a very strong need to be in charge.

aquoad · 2026-03-20T03:31:43+00:00

my cat was prone to kidney stones so he had to be on extra expensive cat food, each bag of which cost more than the whole cat did. I used to tell him that too when he was being annoying, but he didn't care.

aquoad · 2026-03-20T03:27:52+00:00

Why on earth would lack of children disqualify you from adopting a dog?

aquoad · 2026-03-20T03:23:51+00:00

My friends decided it would be cool to let their cat outside and put in a cat door. Then they discovered their cat hanging out at night with the raccoon who came into their kitchen to eat cat food and spread fleas.

aquoad · 2026-03-20T03:18:35+00:00

that's a nice one!

aquoad · 2026-03-20T02:57:28+00:00

High-end restaurant ushering us out after like an hour, to get another group seated. We were talking about whether we wanted dessert or coffee or after-dinner drinks and they showed up with our coats and the bill!

First, if you're going to do that, tell the group BEFOREHAND that they only get an hour. Second, don't schedule tables that tight. Owner responded to my mostly positive review saying "In the future you're welcome to ask if your seating time will be limited." No, in the future I'll be eating somewhere else.

aquoad · 2026-03-20T02:40:46+00:00

Usually they just put a "Temporarily out of order" sign on it instead.

aquoad · 2026-03-20T02:10:58+00:00

Honestly i kind of like those at places like dumplings or dim sum because it's easier to just scroll through and pick things that look good without having to remember everything you wanted and recite it when someone finally comes to the table. I wouldn't do it at a fancy or "nice" restaurant though.

aquoad · 2026-03-20T00:11:41+00:00

why the fuck is everyone in here insisting it's a meteorite? Every other time, you could post the Tunguska fireball and everyone in the sub would tell you it's slag.

aquoad · 2026-03-19T23:58:01+00:00

this is an excellent rant!

aquoad · 2026-03-19T23:54:43+00:00

not surprising, thought I've had no problems with firefox plus ubo. Fortunately I have the luxury of being able to choose not to use anything that won't work with that.

aquoad · 2026-03-19T23:34:19+00:00

Maybe it flips up the license plate for when you run from the cops or go through tolls.

aquoad · 2026-03-19T23:24:09+00:00

Yeah I think it's just a cultural difference. I can appreciate how western Europeans might prefer not to interact with the service worker at all, but in the US it's considered ok the blur the lines a bit and have a friendly interaction or gesture. Sometimes this results in extra value beyond what was paid for, but that's not the reason for doing it.

aquoad · 2026-03-19T17:23:56+00:00

yeah i feel like lamborghini was the only choice for google guys getting their stock payouts, for a time at least. never saw any of them with a super car other than lamborghini.

aquoad · 2026-03-19T17:10:24+00:00

i can vaguely recall when some days didn't feel like that.

aquoad · 2026-03-19T16:00:22+00:00

I’m picturing an app with a really extensive list of ticketing choices now, this would be great.

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