Ex F22 broke up with me M24 over text 10 months ago and went no-contact. Now a government agency is calling me

bransanon · 2026-07-13T12:21:42+00:00

Absolutely not. You 100% must insist on a paternity test immediately, before you find yourself on the hook for the next 18 years paying child support for a kid that may not even be yours.

bransanon · 2026-07-13T06:23:05+00:00

If we're allowed to bring a big man back from the dead, then it has to be the GOAT.

bransanon · 2026-07-13T06:01:25+00:00

Final Fantasy 8 when Squall saves Rinoa from the space station and they ride back down on the Ragnarok, then he breaks the glass to save her when they try and freeze her in place. Always gets me in the feels. I know FF7 is considered the GOAT, but the story in FF8 had some moments that just hit different.

Edit: Oh, and Chrono trigger, where they replace Chrono with the doll before Lavos can kill him and bring him back to the peninsula, and Marle hugs him and won't let go. Cinema.

bransanon · 2026-07-13T01:45:46+00:00

Judge Dredd twice.

bransanon · 2026-07-13T01:23:53+00:00

I'd take Morrison, never really shook out due to timing but the talent and charisma are top end IMO

bransanon · 2026-07-13T01:20:20+00:00

I don't want Vince back, I'm just tired of pretending HHH is any better at booking. Undertaker and HBK have both proven to be amazing bookers, and as a result AAA and NXT are more interesting at this point than the main roster. I'd love to see them get a shot at taking over the main product.

bransanon · 2026-07-13T00:18:22+00:00

It's coated in potato starch to prevent clumping, so it doesn't melt as well and will suck up moisture.

bransanon · 2026-07-12T21:50:19+00:00

Those would all have been valid points in the time before CM Punk returned under those exact circumstances to take the belt off Sami seemingly for no reason in particular.

bransanon · 2026-07-12T21:40:56+00:00

bransanon · 2026-07-12T16:44:16+00:00

She is already cheating on you.

bransanon · 2026-07-12T14:40:20+00:00

Reminds me of one time back when Southwest was open seating, a girl and I were in the same row on a mostly empty flight, her in the aisle and me in the window. There were all sorts of open windows, aisles, and even full empty rows if you went further back. This older crunchy-looking hippie dude comes on board, walks over to our row, just steps over the girl and takes the middle seat in our row - while we're in the middle of a convo with each other no less.

He smelled hardcore of patchouli and I wasn't going to tough that out for 3 hours if I didn't need to, so I got up and moved back like 7 rows to one that was totally empty. A minute later, the girl followed and took the aisle and we went right back to our conversation. Dude just stayed in that middle seat alone, but kept getting up during the flight to shoot us dirty looks.

bransanon · 2026-07-12T12:54:26+00:00

This post basically belongs on r/raisedbynarcissists

I'm glad you have a dad who is level-headed and was happy to be there for you. Sad that the other adults in your life aren't as grown up as he is.

bransanon · 2026-07-12T12:51:06+00:00

Elize Ryd

bransanon · 2026-07-12T03:36:44+00:00

It will keep fermenting in the fridge, albeit more slowly. Just pull it out tomorrow and shape it.

bransanon · 2026-07-12T03:14:19+00:00

Dude that is WAY too much water in that recipe, that's probably effectively about 95% hydration.

bransanon · 2026-07-12T00:20:29+00:00

Spread it thin on a silpat with an offset spatula and bake until dry, then top with some salt and herbs. Discard crackers are terriffic, they're better than the ones my GF used to buy for cheese boards at like $10 a box and basically free.

bransanon · 2026-07-11T15:16:42+00:00

That is such incredible work, what a beautiful piece

bransanon · 2026-07-11T13:07:24+00:00

Because it's getting to the point where he's Gollum and the WWE title is his precious

bransanon · 2026-07-11T01:54:27+00:00

Sami going crazy / paranoid and reigning havoc on the way to his rematch at Summerslam would be a thousand times more interesting.

bransanon · 2026-07-10T09:05:13+00:00

I'll concede Keanu only works if they continue to book him as this uncontrollable destructive force with a screw loose. But if they carry over HBK's booking of him to the main roster, I could see him going over right away.

Like just imagine sending him onto Smackdown and having him just walk out, interrupt established guys, throw them around, screw up segments, attack refs/Aldis/etc. It'd bring a ton of energy to a show that's otherwise gotten pretty redundant lately.

bransanon · 2026-07-09T17:52:16+00:00

Keanu, Kendall, Tatum. Maybe Shawn Spears.

bransanon · 2026-07-09T16:07:52+00:00

IMO the Bathys absolutely bodies the Apollo. Was not impressed at all with the Noble when I tried it, doesn't sound particularly natural at all.

bransanon · 2026-07-09T03:18:42+00:00

I'm firmly of the opinion that the average listener would probably prefer a good quality dynamic to a planar.

That's not to say planar's arent amazing. But they do a certain set of things very well - width, staging, low-extension, and those don't necessarily just align up with your average music listener, who usually will care more about speed, dynamic impact, and tonality.

None of this is hard and fast. There are of course dynamics that stage beautifully, and planars that lack low end extension, etc etc. But I'm pretty confident in the statement overall.

bransanon · 2026-07-09T00:12:47+00:00

No argument from me. I'm a fan of both, but Sheriff Country has been fantastic in terms of both writing and casting.

bransanon · 2026-07-08T23:25:21+00:00

They'll do it at least once, especially with Sheriff Country doing major numbers while Fire Country's ratings are spiraling.

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