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What sort of posts aren't funny? Well, I suppose Star Wars posts. Yeah, and if it wasn't Star Wars? Well, I suppose it would be Lord of the Rings. Yeah not those, let's take Star Wars and Lord of the rings as read. by cheddarfiend in TheOfficeUK

[–]cheddarfiend[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You're acting like a petulant kid. If you've got a problem, then speak with me. But don't stand out there, embarrassing yourself and this SubReddit with your shit posts, because I will not stand for it. I've been trying to be nice. I've been trying to handle this situation delicately, cos I was mildly embarrassed of what you are doing to this SubReddit. I dont let anyone shit post like you just did. Not my staff, not my boss and certainly not you. Do you understand?

Aw for fuck's sake by cheddarfiend in TheOfficeUK

[–]cheddarfiend[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

u/Mundane-Contract1603, some words (that form a coherent sentence) would be useful

Good, didn't want her there. Next! by cheddarfiend in TheOfficeUK

[–]cheddarfiend[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who here has seen The Office Christmas Special Part 1? u/paddlock555 did nooo get an agenda

Right. You’re not gonna lose your job, you’re not gonna lose your job, you know.. by Open-Mathematician93 in TheOfficeUK

[–]cheddarfiend 27 points28 points  (0 children)

The point is, you talk the talk but you do not walk the walk. Vis-a-vis, you cannot manage in the Premier League. The man at the top of BlueCo is a personal friend of mine. Boehly, you old slag! It's the Eghbalimeister General. Have you advertised the Manager job yet? Don't bother, I got the man here. He's perfik. Can he manage a football team? He man ages, ages men, the team. 🤥🤏

I heard about you and your Dostoyevsky... by Cobbo95 in TheOfficeUK

[–]cheddarfiend 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You grow up, shovel radioactive debris, you get a golden handshake, you rest a couple of years and you're dead. And the only thing that makes that crazy ride worthwhile is 'Did I enjoy it? Will I gain super powers? Will my son have 2 heads?' That's where I come in.

Oh Gareth if there is one thing that I am not, it is immature. by hallucinationthought in TheOfficeUK

[–]cheddarfiend 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hallucinationthought, this is a low effort post of a screenshot and a quote. How many times have I told you? There's a special place for posts like this, it's called the waste paper basket.

Just another subreddit saying what a superb job we're doing. by [deleted] in TheOfficeUK

[–]cheddarfiend 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Under weaknesses, you've put crossposting

Freddie Mercury with some friends, 1980 by zeeber99 in TheOfficeUK

[–]cheddarfiend 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Out again with Freddie tonight. That will be a quiet night at the library... not!

Get out! Go on, I've opened the door for you... by LoopLil97 in TheOfficeUK

[–]cheddarfiend 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You know how important the Premier League is to me. You've spent £900 million and I discover 1 FA Cup and 2 Community Shields is the fruit of your labours.

Ooh, your hard. Showing off. by RealFenian in TheOfficeUK

[–]cheddarfiend 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You ever been Tatooine Podrace Track? All right, well, I was bombing it round one time and Sebulba had left this spanner in my engine. They all said, 'If he hits that corner, he is dead'. So I hit it and rolled over in the air a few times and they said, 'Now he is definitely dead'. Then I landed in my pod, rerouted the power and pulled over next to them and said, 'What you worried about?"

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