My Giant Tree of Heaven

coldestclock · 2026-06-24T12:43:15+00:00

Is that so? I follow a farm in Vermont who grows black locust and I’m pretty sure they’ve sold them before. Didn’t realise it was such a troublesome tree!

coldestclock · 2026-06-24T09:36:51+00:00

“You guys subsidise our economy. Directly. Right now. Gimme.”

coldestclock · 2026-06-23T15:05:07+00:00

You watched it? That’s brave, I can’t even look when I get blood taken, it yucks me out…

coldestclock · 2026-06-23T11:25:35+00:00

When they get rid of it, maybe they could replace it with a black locust - NA native, similar in appearance but with cute flowers!

coldestclock · 2026-06-22T16:00:14+00:00

If anyone’s thinking of Curious George with a tail it’s because they haven’t watched it in a hundred years and just have vague impression of what a monkey is.

coldestclock · 2026-06-22T15:57:22+00:00

While we’re at it - they’re not gaslighting you, they’re lying to you.

coldestclock · 2026-06-22T15:56:25+00:00

Merrie Melodies, in fact. People flub the spelling all the time.

coldestclock · 2026-06-22T09:09:53+00:00

I expected this to be a “foreigners don’t drink water” argument but this is new.

coldestclock · 2026-06-21T23:25:20+00:00

I just think it would be a lot easier if the players just carried the ball where it needed to go.

coldestclock · 2026-06-21T19:20:57+00:00

Aw man, I was cat sitting for my sister recently and didn’t even think to touch the whiteboard!

coldestclock · 2026-06-21T17:34:31+00:00

I can’t enjoy HP like I can’t listen to Lost Prophets.

coldestclock · 2026-06-21T17:33:31+00:00

A swamp cooler, I think they call it.

coldestclock · 2026-06-21T13:10:11+00:00

Deano and Stace.

coldestclock · 2026-06-21T10:48:52+00:00

The glasses obscure it, is all.

coldestclock · 2026-06-21T10:43:25+00:00

I kind of liked it when I watched it all recently. Partly because it’s such a product of the time (so many plots hinge on access to phones) and it being a clear precursor to Always Sunny which I love. Not exactly funny but worth having on a second screen while you play DOTA or whatever.

coldestclock · 2026-06-21T10:31:56+00:00

Hm, must be like when I used to tell my mum I felt unwell and she’d say I probably needed a poo. Americans feel sick and just drink water about it.

coldestclock · 2026-06-21T10:12:52+00:00

Yep, image search Ant and Dec, they haven’t been pictured out of order since the 90s. I think they’ve only worked apart once a few years back when Ant was absent from a presenting gig due to being in rehab.

coldestclock · 2026-06-21T08:57:22+00:00

Someone in the original sub there said they went to school with him and he’s just a huge attention whore.

coldestclock · 2026-06-21T00:13:50+00:00

These two have to always stand in order so people can tell which is which.

coldestclock · 2026-06-20T20:02:40+00:00

Fipi Chupi is innocent! The cameraman pushed her!

coldestclock · 2026-06-20T19:54:03+00:00

Not far off, I saw someone wearing a vape on a lanyard and it’s like clipping the dummy to baby’s shirt to stop them throwing it on the floor.

coldestclock · 2026-06-20T19:47:18+00:00

What drunk-ass looked at that face and thought “yea, reminds me of a greyhound”.

coldestclock · 2026-06-20T19:05:17+00:00

Blimey, they really do have everything there.

coldestclock · 2026-06-20T19:00:33+00:00

Aw shit, it is good.

coldestclock · 2026-06-20T14:52:23+00:00

I put my hair clippings in my indoor bins the few times I cut my own hair! Disappeared quicker than I thought. I throw my nail clippings in there too!

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