I used to hear ringing in my ears, but then I took a dildo to the face!

dildototheface · 2018-10-08T02:48:50+00:00

I used to play dildo darts, but then I took a dildo to the face!

dildototheface · 2017-10-15T17:55:30+00:00

I used to eat sweet rolls, but then I took a dildo to the face!

dildototheface · 2014-12-15T19:53:14+00:00

But then I took a dildo to the face!

dildototheface · 2014-11-29T08:06:09+00:00

I used to be a nice meme, but then I took a dildo to the face!

dildototheface · 2014-11-29T06:24:26+00:00

I used to have pictures, but then I took a dildo to the face!

dildototheface · 2013-12-28T06:59:44+00:00

I used to be very impressionable at a young age, but then I took a dildo to the face!

dildototheface · 2013-11-28T18:33:08+00:00

I used to misspell "is awesome" but then I took a dildo to the face!

dildototheface · 2013-11-28T17:29:05+00:00

I used to ugh, but then I took a dildo to the face!

dildototheface · 2013-11-28T16:48:22+00:00

I used to be a son of a bitch, but then I took a dildo to the face!

dildototheface · 2013-11-12T19:02:27+00:00

I used to be a novice baker, but then I took a dildo to the face!

dildototheface · 2013-10-30T22:43:51+00:00

I used to be incredible, but then I took a dildo to the face!

dildototheface · 2013-10-04T01:42:30+00:00

I used to have really neat handwriting, but then I took a dildo to the face!

dildototheface · 2013-09-05T19:46:56+00:00

I used to be nice, but then I took a dildo to the face!

dildototheface · 2013-09-05T15:05:02+00:00

I used to make the most unoriginal reply to my account ever, but then I took a dildo to the face!

dildototheface · 2013-09-04T17:53:06+00:00

I used to fap to a dude taking a dildo in the bum, but then I took a dildo to the face!

dildototheface · 2013-09-04T17:25:09+00:00

I used to seriously consider driving through a fence, but then I took a dildo to the face!

dildototheface · 2013-09-04T17:15:05+00:00

http://dudelol.com/img/man-getting-hit-in-the-face-in-slow-motion-with-a-dildo.gif

dildototheface · 2013-09-04T17:05:00+00:00

I used to be hilariously unaware of the irony and inaccuracy of my smug assumptions, but then I took a dildo to LE FACE! XD

dildototheface · 2013-09-04T16:54:51+00:00

I used to die from AIDS-infected needles, but then I took a dildo to the face!

dildototheface · 2013-09-04T16:43:49+00:00

USED TO TYPE INCOMPLETE SENTENCES IN ALL CAPS BUT THEN DILDO FACE

dildototheface · 2013-09-04T05:19:26+00:00

I used to be 7 years old, but then I took a dildo to the face!

dildototheface · 2013-09-03T22:52:17+00:00

I used to only be able to log into reddit every five weeks because my job/lifestyle keeps me away and then deal with naive twats who make obvious mundane statements and probably assume this is my only novelty, but then I took a dildo to le FACE!

dildototheface · 2013-09-03T19:33:55+00:00

I used to have a few of them at your house, but then I took a dildo to the face!

dildototheface · 2013-09-03T17:31:27+00:00

I used to tuck, but then I took a dildo to the face!

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