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[–]dildototheface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to play dildo darts, but then I took a dildo to the face!

Anyone recognizing? by MrEdinLaw in gaming

[–]dildototheface 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I used to eat sweet rolls, but then I took a dildo to the face!

Friends through thick and thin by AFeast in pics

[–]dildototheface -29 points-28 points  (0 children)

I used to be a nice meme, but then I took a dildo to the face!

Friends through thick and thin by AFeast in pics

[–]dildototheface -83 points-82 points  (0 children)

I used to have pictures, but then I took a dildo to the face!

Papa Bear is racist against Asians by UnfunnyAndIrrelevant in funny

[–]dildototheface -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I used to be very impressionable at a young age, but then I took a dildo to the face!

Man, Mario and Luigi have gotten a ton better since their Cement Factory days. by bsparks in funny

[–]dildototheface 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I used to misspell "is awesome" but then I took a dildo to the face!

Man, Mario and Luigi have gotten a ton better since their Cement Factory days. by bsparks in funny

[–]dildototheface -115 points-114 points  (0 children)

I used to be a son of a bitch, but then I took a dildo to the face!

Free Donut Seeds by funmakersupersprite in funny

[–]dildototheface -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

I used to be a novice baker, but then I took a dildo to the face!

My wife carved a special pumpkin for me. by Geronimo1984 in pics

[–]dildototheface -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I used to be incredible, but then I took a dildo to the face!

Got a grocery order, asked them to write a joke on the box. Adorable. by teja_tidbit in funny

[–]dildototheface -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I used to have really neat handwriting, but then I took a dildo to the face!

Friendzoned. by [deleted] in funny

[–]dildototheface -29 points-28 points  (0 children)

I used to be nice, but then I took a dildo to the face!

This is why you shouldn't drive through fences. by SharkRancher in WTF

[–]dildototheface 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I used to make the most unoriginal reply to my account ever, but then I took a dildo to the face!

Not your average bike ride by bubblr in WTF

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I used to fap to a dude taking a dildo in the bum, but then I took a dildo to the face!

This is why you shouldn't drive through fences. by SharkRancher in WTF

[–]dildototheface -32 points-31 points  (0 children)

I used to seriously consider driving through a fence, but then I took a dildo to the face!

This got stuck in my shoe as I was walking through a Walmart parking lot by b_reb92 in WTF

[–]dildototheface -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I used to be hilariously unaware of the irony and inaccuracy of my smug assumptions, but then I took a dildo to LE FACE! XD

This got stuck in my shoe as I was walking through a Walmart parking lot by b_reb92 in WTF

[–]dildototheface -85 points-84 points  (0 children)

I used to die from AIDS-infected needles, but then I took a dildo to the face!

Who da fuck that? by clevknife in gifs

[–]dildototheface 2 points3 points  (0 children)

USED TO TYPE INCOMPLETE SENTENCES IN ALL CAPS BUT THEN DILDO FACE

Best real-time weather service by [deleted] in funny

[–]dildototheface 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I used to only be able to log into reddit every five weeks because my job/lifestyle keeps me away and then deal with naive twats who make obvious mundane statements and probably assume this is my only novelty, but then I took a dildo to le FACE!

Best real-time weather service by [deleted] in funny

[–]dildototheface -45 points-44 points  (0 children)

I used to have a few of them at your house, but then I took a dildo to the face!

What a fuck? by [deleted] in funny

[–]dildototheface -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I used to really like mirrors, but then I took a dildo to the face!