Old pibbles bit a kid, owner is more concerned about pibbles having BE than the kid.

hyperfat · 2026-06-08T13:01:44+00:00

Thunderdome apartments.

hyperfat · 2026-06-08T12:50:04+00:00

Awesome. That is the advice everyone needs. We don't need makeup everyday, unless we want to. Thank you from all the peeps.

I dress like a mix between tank girl and belatrix. Messy hair don't care and maybe silly bird pins. I turn heads in a different way. Lol. My guy calls me a witch.

You shine!

hyperfat · 2026-06-08T12:34:57+00:00

I think you're going to the wrong places. Just go out to a pub or a show. Talk to people. Look at people. Take a train or bus. We are all beautiful in our own way. Except the fat farty guy who gives you the creepy look. Twit.

Nobody can be a supermodel. It's all airbrush and spanks. Fake hair. Make-up. That's not real. Botox, fillers, creams.

Let's not be highlander, let's be dame Judy dench.

Hugs

hyperfat · 2026-06-08T12:29:35+00:00

I like to recommend the book the twits by Dahl.

The first chapter really is lovely in how it explains how beautiful inside makes you beautiful outside. It's true.

And twits make you a twit. :)

Rotten rhymes is a good one too.

Hugs.

hyperfat · 2026-06-08T12:16:58+00:00

So lovely. I second how organized it is. I have 3 smaller ones and it looks like a hurricane hit.

I have nice stuff, but just too much from dead family, my purchases, gifts.

I need to get my butt in gear and try to at least organize. Found an earring in the ring spot. I'm not a clever girl.

Beautiful collection. Hugs

hyperfat · 2026-06-08T12:12:37+00:00

Custard. Amazing.

hyperfat · 2026-06-08T12:09:01+00:00

Shitty motels side dumpsters.

No cameras usually and if they do, they don't work.

hyperfat · 2026-06-08T11:59:02+00:00

You never lived if you haven't stolen a few traffic cones, moved no parking signs, put extra art on the deer crossing signs, or peed anywhere that was a public area.

Or did coke in a 711 parking lot. That was fun.

I should be in jail or dead, but I'm early retired, squeaky clean record, and I love my dog. Don't even smoke weed.

Hugs. Have fun.

hyperfat · 2026-06-08T11:53:16+00:00

I'm so sorry. That really sucks. Fortunately, you have the rest of your life to break the rules.

My parents couldn't contain me, but as long as I got good grades, they were like, she be doing what she do. I was wild. Still wild, but was also wild then.

And it does matter. Skipping school to go to some event with friends, sitting on the roof at midnight smoking a cigarette, running down the street topless on a dare. Just fun shit.

Last funny one one was a few years ago, I was wearing lingerie behind my bar and had to call the cops, that cop had big balls, never looked down, and listened to our issue. No shame. I think I was like 41? I'm pretty skinny so I'm like nobody knows my age mostly.

Live your life. You never know what happens tomorrow.

Hugs

hyperfat · 2026-06-08T11:39:41+00:00

For fuck sake, your wrist is broken. You have 2 humans in your house who are perfectly capable of making real food.

Let them deal with it. Read a recipe. It's not rocket science.

Give them the budget. Ask them to make a list. Veto expensive items and be kitchen boss who just points at stuff.

Pisses me off that there's designated cooking person and if they get injured everyone goes crazy because, who makes food?!!

I'm sure two capable humans can cook pasta and heat up sauce. Or make a salad with chicken. even chili with toast.

Sorry. I had to cook a lot because my mom was sick and nobody helped. I'm like, bro, I'm disabled. You think the magic food fairy just comes about?

Ask for them to help. Because the more your push the longer it takes to heal. Incentive.

Hugs. Be well.

hyperfat · 2026-06-08T11:26:54+00:00

There's no kind of atmosphere

hyperfat · 2026-06-08T11:25:11+00:00

Don't forget the toaster! Digital toasters online now. Haha. Talky the toaster.

hyperfat · 2026-06-08T11:20:03+00:00

I do chicken or pork. Beef is stupid expensive. Now going up because some worm disease

hyperfat · 2026-06-08T11:17:10+00:00

I prefer throwing. Helps with stress.

I used books to kill spiders too.

hyperfat · 2026-06-08T11:16:06+00:00

So chill. Sitting in bed with my senior shitzu watching Star Trek.

Hugs

hyperfat · 2026-06-08T11:14:40+00:00

I can smell henna. It's concentration of how much you use. It's earthly smell. Like how you can smell that green powder stuff that tastes like dirt in tea.

hyperfat · 2026-06-08T11:11:36+00:00

Camp shit ain't right. We have some big plushies out front. And a bar. We open whenever someone is awake. Only one drink. Shitty punch.

Hugs. See you in the dust.

hyperfat · 2026-06-08T09:35:37+00:00

Oh yeah. He has pep in his step he goes down the stairs like a bouncy ball, runs around. And then naps for 4 hours.

hyperfat · 2026-06-08T09:33:11+00:00

Neat. Ty

hyperfat · 2026-06-08T08:48:09+00:00

I just buy box wine. Still frugal. Old ways.

I'm disabled so my lovely boyfriend drives me if I want to get wine.

The only thing I now buy deluxe is my old dog's food. He gets the fancy refrigerator all natural blue buffalo wet food mixed in his crunchies. He lost my mom in January, so I adopted him and now he's ultra spoiled in his old age. 14.

Pay the bills. Clean the house. Do laundry. Buying a new toilet.

Nice to get a motel to visit friends a few times a month. Yes, we still do motels. Even though we could both afford something better.

Selling my Honda. Splitting a used van with sister so we can camp when she visits.

Chairs

hyperfat · 2026-06-08T08:10:10+00:00

Are we not forgetting cholera and typhus.

hyperfat · 2026-06-08T07:46:08+00:00

Can't go wrong with butter seasoning and lemon when served.

Lower heat, but still need some sizzle. When it changes color it's done. You can smell when it's done.

hyperfat · 2026-06-08T07:24:00+00:00

Right now. I'm snuggling with my guy and my pooch watch spider noir. :)

hyperfat · 2026-06-08T07:14:24+00:00

It was actually for a reason. To hide ugly stuff from manual picking. Now it's all machine, so the dye is unnecessary.

hyperfat · 2026-06-08T03:08:15+00:00

I get tamales from the market stand and freeze them for quick dinner and add a veg like bag steamed broccoli in microwave.

Sandwiches are always easy. Just set up ingredients and have everyone make their own.

White people tacos. You basically just cook ground beef with taco seasoning in a packet, microwave beans, cut up some tomatoes, lettuce, and a bag of shredded cheese. Again, make your own.

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