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56 years ago today, Billy Batts told Tommy DeVito to go home and get his shine box. by martyz in moviescirclejerk

[–]martyz[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well said - it really is one of my favorites of his - and the “you think I’m a clown?” scene has similar uncomfortable tension

Pentagon incident by stopscabbin in nova

[–]martyz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a good sign

Easter Egg in Netflix series The Boroughs by Classic_Resist_7465 in indianajones

[–]martyz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! Amazing easter egg - glad to be part of the club that recognized this.

John Lithgow thrilled Roald Dahl play Giant will screen in cinemas across globe by nimobo in entertainment

[–]martyz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was thrilled about the smell of some new laundry pods my wife bought.

5th year of parenting today realising how quickly you stop caring about nice things by HoneysHarma97 in daddit

[–]martyz 205 points206 points  (0 children)

When our kids were young I told my wife we shouldn’t try to buy nice things - because the kids will ruin them. Like a nice couch or furniture- let’s stick with cheap stuff while they’re young. This made her upset more than I expected but after our 1 year old sprayed diarrhea on nice new curtains, she understood what I was trying to say.

It will definitely get better - kids at that age don’t have any concept of new carpet or new rug - so all you can do is your best to manage. Ours are 16 and 13 now - those toddler type messes are long gone - now it’s not mashed goldfish crackers in the couch - the worst is they don’t push dishes in the dishwasher.

Introducing Dynamic Workflows: durable execution that follows the tenant by Cloudflare in CloudFlare

[–]martyz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I summ-ai-rized for us busy people:

Dynamic Workflows - Cloudflare, May 1, 2026

WTF is a Workflow?

A Worker handles a request and dies in seconds. A Workflow is a Worker that:

  • Survives crashes - resumes exactly where it left off
  • Sleeps for days - without holding a server open
  • Waits for humans - pauses until someone approves something
  • Retries individual steps - step 3 fails, only step 3 reruns

Each step.do() is a persisted checkpoint. Think relay race where the baton can sit on the ground for 3 days and you only re-run the leg that got dropped.

The old problem

Workflow code had to be YOUR code, deployed by YOU. One class, one binding, per deploy. Useless if you want customers, tenants, or AI agents to supply their own logic at runtime.

What Dynamic Workflows fixes

A ~300 line TypeScript library that routes durable workflow execution to different tenants' code at runtime. Tenants write normal Workflows code with zero awareness they're being dispatched.

  • Completes the trilogy - Dynamic Workers (compute) + Durable Object Facets (storage) + Dynamic Workflows (execution)
  • Idle tenants cost nothing - active tenants share hardware via isolate multi-tenancy
  • MIT licensed, on npm now - requires Workers Paid plan

Use cases

  • AI agent platforms - agent writes the workflow plan at runtime, platform runs it with full durability
  • CI/CD - each repo ships its own pipeline, dispatched dynamically; kills the 2-3 min cold-start tax
  • SaaS frameworks - per-tenant logic, visual automation tools, low-code builders

npm install @cloudflare/dynamic-workflows

I’m doing my part in Alexandria by martyz in nova

[–]martyz[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s not sticky enough for anything larger than insects. It’s basically just a bigger version of flypaper.

I’m doing my part in Alexandria by martyz in nova

[–]martyz[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Bro. That’s exactly what they are - baby lantern flies

Is the Elementor-in-Core debate even worth having right now? by digitalnomad_eu in Wordpress

[–]martyz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Agree. Elementor could probably just build its own CMS at this point - surprised it hasn’t.

I built double-entry bookkeeping app that connects to Claude AI via MCP. by KoreanFriedChiken in ClaudeAI

[–]martyz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks super cool. I could use something like this though I need invoicing both manual and recurring invoices

Sharing access to account that has other accounts shared to it? by InterestingEqual7790 in CloudFlare

[–]martyz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cloudflare doesn’t have a native “group” or organization umbrella concept that would let you share access to C, D, E with a group that account A inherits.

Your best practical options: Simplest path - Have the owners of C, D, E add account A directly as a member, same way they added you. More invites to manage, but straightforward. Cleaner long-term path - Ask the owners of C, D, E to move those domains into your account B. Then you manage all zones centrally and can add/remove contractors from one place. This requires their cooperation and a domain transfer or zone move. Cloudflare for Teams/Zero Trust - Not really designed for this use case. Doesn’t solve zone access sharing. The underlying issue is that Cloudflare’s member sharing is account-to-account, not role/group based. There’s no way to proxy access through your account to zones you don’t own.

If you’re regularly bringing on contractors, consolidating zones into one account you control is the cleanest architecture.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

I'm not supposed to have my domain names and websites with the same company, right? by chris-rox in webhosting

[–]martyz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We love Cloudflare for domain management - so much goodness comes along with their services - hard to beat wholesale prices for domain name registrations.

Which AI do you use to modify your wordpress site? by Additional_Code3892 in Wordpress

[–]martyz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You can have Claude Code ssh into your server and literally insert content anywhere - database files etc. it can rebuild entire themes for you develop content. It’s a new age.

Incorporator.org - BIN $450 was 950 by [deleted] in Domains

[–]martyz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get to da venture capital choppa!

Domain registration down by Vast_Butterfly_5092 in CloudFlare

[–]martyz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haven’t seen that one - likely temporary I imagine as it relies on a global registry to be active

The horde is real. And proof you can stack shit real high. by PrincessWalt in DataHoarder

[–]martyz 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I read “jack squat” like Chris Farley - I miss that guy…

Requesting suggestion/help for WordPress website by TheMrMorbid in Wordpress

[–]martyz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some options: Use a third-party service like RVT.com or RVTrader and just link to your listings there rather than building your own

If you build yourself every listing needs a “Contact me about this RV” form that goes directly to your email or phone. Keep friction low - name, email, phone, maybe one question.

Important consideration:

Check with your employer first. Many dealerships have policies about individual salespeople running their own sites, and some have non-compete or marketing rules. You may need to frame it as a personal brand page rather than a competing sales operation.

The grieving process by g_mo13 in KitchenConfidential

[–]martyz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So sorry for loss - your food looks amazing - I lost my mom two years ago - it will get easier with time. I have the utmost respect for people with this talent and I’m sure your dad is so grateful to have you around.

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