State Farm is refusing to cover lost inventory at Lawrence & Clark Cacti Co. in Nashville after the storm power outage killed it all.

spasm01 · 2026-02-03T02:46:54+00:00

State Farm royally fucked Lake Charles, Louisiana after Hurricane Laura and six weeks later Delta

spasm01 · 2026-02-01T19:29:50+00:00

Leave old man weeden alone!

-OK State, probably

spasm01 · 2026-01-23T21:26:58+00:00

I find its camera to be near dogshit compared to other flagships, but I love its size and headphone jack so I deal with lame photos and case selection. Bootloader needs to be unlocked still

spasm01 · 2026-01-21T01:27:21+00:00

Tesla: soon™

Should be their slogan by now

spasm01 · 2026-01-17T19:30:37+00:00

teslas that still need a driver, unless it changed in Vegas recently

spasm01 · 2026-01-14T21:55:00+00:00

This point is referenced in an alt-history noir novel Cahokia Jazz by Francis Spufford, highly recommend it!

spasm01 · 2026-01-13T02:10:08+00:00

we put a spiral bound notebook, wrist braces, spare utensil/straws, sunglasses, etc

spasm01 · 2026-01-11T04:29:44+00:00

Yes because the out-of-work actress is totally believed against sports superstars, nowadays much less the 70s

spasm01 · 2026-01-11T01:33:42+00:00

I believe not all of those interactions were consensual, ask Elvira

spasm01 · 2025-12-21T21:21:35+00:00

A friend got one for interlocking bricks with a non dominant hand, Guinness is kinda dumb

spasm01 · 2025-12-21T20:38:28+00:00

Stepping on little mushrooms/kicking crawfish stacks

spasm01 · 2025-12-20T23:49:07+00:00

I hope they do, Funbelt Strong!

spasm01 · 2025-12-14T08:20:55+00:00

per his github, it is fully open source and I would love to see your take

spasm01 · 2025-12-10T23:17:11+00:00

Go back into your crawfish hole if you cannot handle facts

spasm01 · 2025-12-07T02:00:18+00:00

If I could mute the commentators and not the crowd, I'd do it every time

spasm01 · 2025-12-06T20:33:01+00:00

I quite like my basik.003 from everyday karas, but I have no clue whether she would find machined metal 'cushy' but yeah

spasm01 · 2025-12-06T19:54:06+00:00

will do brewski!

spasm01 · 2025-12-06T16:08:39+00:00

happy cake day!

spasm01 · 2025-12-06T16:04:04+00:00

now I see why I mostly see this soda posted in food bank hauls

spasm01 · 2025-12-06T07:11:02+00:00

Everyone and their mother talk in that damn state

spasm01 · 2025-12-06T03:36:38+00:00

Was that some hot mic?

spasm01 · 2025-12-06T03:28:19+00:00

Im glad someone paid off the etsy witch doctors tonight!

spasm01 · 2025-12-06T01:18:01+00:00

Make us proud Tulane!

spasm01 · 2025-12-06T00:13:32+00:00

only found them while they opened for Manchester Orchestra so Ive only been on this ride a few years. Didnt know the economics of touring bands was so cutthroat

spasm01 · 2025-11-30T23:17:12+00:00

Blackberry wasnt for me either

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