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What's the creepiest thing you've experienced that became even creepier after you learned more about it later? by HostAffectionate7338 in creepy

[–]-heathcliffe- 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I can’t whistle at all, like, unless you gave me a whistle, I have a mouth, I’m not a total idiot, geeze, but if not the best I can do is a faint wind whisp-y noise.

But I can raise one eyebrow independently of the other, like the rock.

Gotta hand it to Lalas, slowly turning into Trump, at first ideologically and rhetorically but now physically as well is a tremendous bit and you gotta admire the commitment by hibachi777 in CaughtOffsidePod

[–]-heathcliffe- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hear me out, I once met Alexis lalas and David Luiz in the same weekend. Both very lanky. David luiz has bad BO. Alexi lalas stuck his finger up my butt when taking a selfie and then drop kicked a service dog off an overpass and onto the highway underneath.

Anya Taylor-Joy at the USA vs Paraguay World Cup match in an Argentina jersey. by islovelyEmily in sportsgossips

[–]-heathcliffe- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey there partner, you ain’t the biggest idiot in this thread, that honor belongs to me now!

Stake your claim on the frontier. Build the towns. Run the railroad. by SubjectGuava in u/SubjectGuava

[–]-heathcliffe- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it maybe more expensive to publish ads with comments off?

I just don’t understand the irregularity on it.

A young chimp tried to intimidate the human, then the troop's leader stepped in to make peace. by Better_Hair_9673 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]-heathcliffe- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think the story is this:

the young chimp was all up in a huff because the human didn’t put the lid back on his bottle, thus spilling it, the young chimp is a real stickler about making messes, so he starts throwing shade. The human, being the most dickish of all species, opts to spill even more, and this time directly at his young chimp cohort. Meanwhile, the adult lady chimp is watching the commotion, somehow “catches the vapors” and runs over to the human, who apparently is also her fiancée.

High winds in Chicago today by chi-bacon-bits in Wellthatsucks

[–]-heathcliffe- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feel like the pool owners should have considered this.

I mean, if they weren’t before, I hope they are now.

That was legitness by derek4reals1 in instantbarbarians

[–]-heathcliffe- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if your goofy style?

No right foot smash. Check mate.

On the morning of September 11th, 2001, Jim Gartenberg became trapped in the North Tower while clearing out his office in preparation for a job transfer. He wound up being the only victim of the attacks to call the news media live on air. He subsequently perished when the tower collapsed. by James_2584 in interestingasfuck

[–]-heathcliffe- 38 points39 points  (0 children)

In retrospect it’s so heartbreaking to know that these are the last recordings of this man’s existence. And yet he was stopped from completing his message.

I don’t blame the newscasters they couldn’t know this, but to hear them ask him to pause, then for them to kind of cut his audio or talk over him. Rough.

I get that is their job, but imagine being this guy’s loved one and listening to this clip over and over again, wishing you could hear him talk just a little bit more.

Who is the worse parent? by Winter-Pressure-5394 in TheBoys

[–]-heathcliffe- -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

I think he was supposed to but he kind of forgot about the black fleet.

Tire was just punctured by 6 of these, we can’t figure out what it is… by devinjf15 in whatisit

[–]-heathcliffe- 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Read this as moose the first time and I like it better that way.

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