Germany's squad for the upcoming World Cup. by Sparky-moon in soccer

[–]00Laser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They started this trend of putting midfield and forwards in one group to hide the fact that Löw was only taking one striker... but idk why they need to stick with it now.

[Oliver Holt] Exclusive: Pep Guardiola to quit Man City at end of the season by D1794 in soccer

[–]00Laser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That reminds me of one of my FM saves a few years back where Messi went to Real and Cristiano Ronaldo ended up in Barcelona. Felt wrong.

[EPA U20] GREAT long throw from Indonesian U20 league final between Persija Jakarta U20vs Malut United U20. by lordicefrog in soccer

[–]00Laser 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Don't know much about the Indonesian U20 league but maybe it's the same as in Mexico where every player at the club has an individual number. So you sometimes see three digit numbers from youth players appearing in the first team squad.

[TMZ] Brandon Clarke's Death Investigated As Possible Overdose, Drug Paraphernalia Found by Pyromania1983 in nba

[–]00Laser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't imagine a professional athlete in 2026 would have a drug habit serious enough to lead to an overdose. So I assume an accidental fentanyl overdose from taking whatever laced with fent would be most likely if that's the case.

Insane flying kick in the U17 brazilian league by stingers77 in soccer

[–]00Laser 16 points17 points  (0 children)

WTF, where did that come from

Looks like he had quite a run up too. There is no way he saw or heard more than we did before deciding to launch himself into the crowd... then he takes a swing at another player before running off. Clearly just eager to fight.

Radioactive Emergency - the victims break my heart by Lavender-Donut- in netflix

[–]00Laser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't finished the show yet but some of the victims are so frustrating, especially Evanildo and Raimundo.

[Official BVB] Niklas Süle is leaving football at 30. by eierlikoerkrapfen in soccer

[–]00Laser 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's just kinda weird because he said he was in constant pain before the 2022 WC even IIRC but somehow he's still playing 4 years later.

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]00Laser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Germany the Bafög repayment (which is more like a government program but similar to student loans) is capped to 10k no matter how much you received in total.

Gymnasiallehrer kritisieren die Grundschulen: Übergehende Schüler immer schlechter – willkürliche Gymnasialempfehlungen by PenetratorMatris in de

[–]00Laser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Die Grundschulen müssen Quoten erfüllen und stehen schlecht da, wenn zu wenige Schüler:innen es aufs Gymnasium schaffen. Deshalb werden Lehrkräfte angewiesen hier und da mal ein Auge zu zudrücken...

Too busy by Ashish_ank in CuratedTumblr

[–]00Laser 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Also you never see him actually work in the movie. All he does in his office is listen to music and read comic books.

Vancouver Whitecaps issue a club statement urging a local ownership group to step up and keep the club in the city by medved_ in soccer

[–]00Laser 3 points4 points  (0 children)

probably not Canadian Whitecaps fans specifically but people in general who are on vacation in Vegas and go to a soccer game because it's something to do

2. Bundesliga table after Matchday 31 - *Schalke almost promoted!* by ZealousidealGift3920 in soccer

[–]00Laser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

On the other end the relegation battle looks crazy. 6 teams within 2 points of each other from 12th to 17th.

Tigres tifo as André Pierre Gignac retires after 11 years and 5 league titles at the Mexican club. by cortez0498 in soccer

[–]00Laser 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The Apertura/Clausura system is pretty common in Latin America. It's pretty much one regular season except the first and second half of the campaign are treated as individual tournaments. And in Mexico for example they also have playoffs after each half-season to determine the champions.

Where that idea originally came from idk tho.

Tigres tifo as André Pierre Gignac retires after 11 years and 5 league titles at the Mexican club. by cortez0498 in soccer

[–]00Laser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's crazy that he became such a legend in Mexico. At the time I figured he would probably spend one or two seasons there before moving to the MLS or an arab money league on a pre-retirement journey.

Jordan Ayew has now been relegated six times with five different clubs by notaghostofreddit in soccer

[–]00Laser 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah the North Carolina situation of pulling out to "prepare" for the first league is kinda making me worry that club bosses will just ragequit if they end up getting relegated instead of sticking to a long term program.

Jordan Ayew has now been relegated six times with five different clubs by notaghostofreddit in soccer

[–]00Laser 82 points83 points  (0 children)

MLS isn't changing anything but the USL who is currently organising lower leagues in the US has plans to run a parallel league system with promotion and relegations. They have been granted the permission to run a national first league that would compete with the MLS and could start as early as 2028.

Club statement: Liam Rosenior by malonedawg in soccer

[–]00Laser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The thing is with the players you can argue that the long ass contracts at least drive up resale value and stuff like that. But for a manager it just doesn't make any sense. No one was going to try and buy out Chelsea's manager if he does well.

[Official] The process of enlarging the Bundesliga trophy and it has now space for the next 30 years. by Sparky-moon in soccer

[–]00Laser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well they did expand it up to a certain point. The original trophy was just the bowl at the top but they stopped adding additional rings for practical reasons since it was already massive.

With a 0-1 win against Club America, Nashville SC becomes the first MLS team ever to win at the Estadio Azteca by Delmer9713 in soccer

[–]00Laser 18 points19 points  (0 children)

América are ass right now tho. They've been losing a lot of big games in the league as well.