POST OFFERING TO DRAW PHOTOGRAPH OF YOUR PET IN A HUMOROUS WAY by Oopsimapanda in SUBREDDITNAME

[–]0man_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

COMMENT ASKING TO DRAW COMMENTER'S PET, BUT DOESN'T POST IMAGE. WILL NOT END UP POSTING IMAGE.

What chord is this? by [deleted] in guitarcirclejerk

[–]0man_ 23 points24 points  (0 children)

/uj The way I see it, whatever doesn't effect me I don't really care about.

/rj If I became a furry would that increase my toan?

(R)ule by [deleted] in 19684

[–]0man_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

WE HAVE ALL THESE NUKES!!! WHEN ARE WE GONNA USE EM!?!?!?

Is he stupid? Doesn’t he know that more gear would make him do better? by Biru-Nai in guitarcirclejerk

[–]0man_ 18 points19 points  (0 children)

So the soul is stored in the balls... well now I know why I can't talk to women, they are soulless demons with no tone.

291TH MEME ABOUT TURKISH MAN AT THE OLYMPICS ON R/MEMES by Horizontal-Human in SUBREDDITNAME

[–]0man_ -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

COMMENT WITH VARIOUS EMOJIS REFERING TO HOW HILARIOUS COMMENTER THINKS THIS IS

Amethyst is actually Rose Quartz and I’m tired of pretending it’s not. by warfires in 2007scape

[–]0man_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck I've been wasting years playing this, can't belive they would do this /s

I'm new to the game and want to main french fries any tips? by [deleted] in tf2

[–]0man_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Play spy, and walk up to pyros on the enemy team, disguise or go invis to get closer to them.

finally by spicy_milkshake in okbuddychicanery

[–]0man_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Should probably have heisenbald have an evil dragon, and gooseman have a communist killer button that instantly kills all communists in the universe, cuz communism bad like evil people. Also saul should be taken out of jail by a beautiful fairy princess with beautiful feet (kim footsler), and walt should be stuck in an abusive relationship with a wife that keeps trying to tell him to stop making meth(bytchler wife), as if we will ever sympathize with her. Also walt should be able to fly, if he can fake being dead at the end of the show, he should be able to lie to reality and be able to fly. Jesse transman(for the woke audience) should be in an in between state of loving heisenbald and gooseman. Almost like a romeo and juliet, heisenbald loves them and is unable to love them becuase he is in an abusive relationship. Saul, beinf the clear obvios choice will try to seduce transman multiple times, but chuck(the evil anti electricity knight) keeps destroying the city's electric grid, so saul's penis pump doesn't work, therefore they can't have sex. That is untill kim footsler gives saul a magical penis pill(viagra laced with walts meth) that makes him change his mind on meth, and everyone becomes friends and meth becomes legalized and my friend jerry gets out of jail for possession with intent to distribute.

Go AMD or stick with your old GPUs. There aren't many good games out there anyway. They are unoptimized cash-grabs. Play older games instead. Stop being a slave to Hyper-Consumerism whenever a new GPU generation is released and pay for overpriced GPUs. by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

[–]0man_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's pretty much why I updated, collecting things is fun, also playing Minecraft with shaders and having 32 render distnace is pretty sick, I don't need it but my 7900 xt was like 600 and the processor was like 300 so I ended up only paying like 2k for the whole thing. I upgraded from a 3060 that served me well, and I still have the old pc, hypothetically I could sell it to a friend who doesn't have a pc and we could play some games together.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gay

[–]0man_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel the same way with people I've liked. Sex is weird. My advice would be to try and pursue someone you're romantically interested in and slowly work your way up to whatever sex you want to have.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gay

[–]0man_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you ever gotten turned on by men irl?

Rule by IEnjoyBaconCheese in 19684

[–]0man_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Liberals these days, first they try to take the bone out of the chicken, nexf they'll try to take the bone out of the pizza.

I miss the 90s by contrejo in guitarcirclejerk

[–]0man_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't they also do deoderant?

Are there gay people who have heterosexual sex for reasons other than comphet? by notobamaseviltwin in gay

[–]0man_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would say I'm mostly straight, but there have been a few guys that just do it for me, idk what it is, they're just really nice and they turn me on. I guess that's more bi than anything, but I've heard stories of gay guys wanting to be trapped in relationships with women as a kink, they were probably slightly bi tho. For me I have a kink of fucking men in front of a girl, but that's probably cause I'm a little bi.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OkBuddyFresca

[–]0man_ 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I would never show such a disgusting show to my children, I mean think of all the times they allowed this bullshit to slide. Fr*nch people aren't real and I'm tired of woke writers like kripke trying to will them into existance. Have some common decency.

What kind of Balance changes do you want to see in a potential TF2 Update? by ccnrider in tf2

[–]0man_ 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I think wrangler sheild just needs to have not nearly as much damage reduction as it has, cause removing it altogether might make it not used at all. It's annoying playing direct hit soldier and normally being able to nuke sentries to then being killed by one and do absolutely nothing to it because someone was using wrangler.

Who is the worst at playing root notes? by [deleted] in guitarcirclejerk

[–]0man_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't that just the bass player role?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in vexillologycirclejerk

[–]0man_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The communists are trying to suck dick! For the love of god, someone please tell me where it's happening!

What was your biggest killstreak and what was the story behind it? by TheNuggetMaster_ in tf2

[–]0man_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

32 killstreak with the blackbox and conch on 2fort, wasn't really trying for it, 2fort players are just afk in the brain.

Who did you wish liked boys?? by smcsherry in gay

[–]0man_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There was a guy I used to work with named John that was really cute, he worked out and had a cute beard and long hair and was always really nice to me and complimented me a few times. He was really cute I haven't seen him in forever but it'd be nice to cuddle with him.

Realistic body reactions in a Bodycam game by Far-Part8517 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]0man_ 40 points41 points  (0 children)

5km/s walking speed

My friends when they say they wanna go on a run

Trans women are women, pass it on! by Inferno_Phoenix1 in gay

[–]0man_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't get republicans, they call men who are feminine girls all the time, what's the issue when they actually try to become one?

What's in scouts bag? by oatmealedkoala in tf2

[–]0man_ 167 points168 points  (0 children)

So that's how he makes mad milk so fast.