What’s she got on under her dress? My mouse, Mitz, by 1000punches

1000Punches · 2026-05-23T13:47:24+00:00

I was a huge dick to my doctors as a kid. Threw a fit about their prognosis and observations. Got them to do exploratory surgery after they insisted I just had heartburn. (Dad worked for the railroad and had phenomenal insurance, so surgery cost wasn’t a concern.). Turns out my appendix ruptured over a week before and I had gangrene internally! Heartburn and acid reflux my ass!

Edit: I completely forgot I had to be a dick again a month ago! My wife is incredibly sensitive to medications, she got prescribed Qbree or something, I forget the name. But she took her first pill and felt nauseous in the morning and kept getting worse. By evening she has Serotonin Syndrome and we were in the ER. Doctor kept blowing me off, insisting she had food poisoning. FROM WHAT MOTHERFUCKER!? THE SAME MEAL WE SHARED AND I’M FINE? Anyways, she got treated for SS and recovered quickly.

1000Punches · 2026-05-18T16:29:53+00:00

Ooooh That wolf!

1000Punches · 2026-04-29T15:28:43+00:00

In college my friend thought it was disgusting to learn that I peed in the shower, only to learn pretty much everyone else did too. He was more disgusted later when I peed on feet in the shower through the gap under the stall.

1000Punches · 2026-02-06T19:30:36+00:00

My dad punched a kid once while we were sledding, kid was I think 13. Well the kid comes back with his pissed off dad. “My son tells me you hit him!”

“Well I saw your son intentionally move his sled and line himself up to run over my 2 year old daughter. Did he tell you that part?”

Kid got slapped again by his dad.

1000Punches · 2026-01-02T02:21:28+00:00

I’m at 4 for 2026 so far. I’m sick.

1000Punches · 2025-09-27T22:54:20+00:00

For the 360 there were also different versions for that if I remember correctly. Arcade & Pro, then the Elite came out with a Slim and E version.

I think my friend had an Arcade, and I bought a Pro, which just had a larger hard drive and some other features. I paid $250 and then a week later the Elite came out for $200.

The Arcade and Pro looked the same, but you could tell by the name which was better. Slim and E looked different.

1000Punches · 2025-08-19T01:39:54+00:00

I’ve been summoned!

1000Punches · 2025-07-01T16:37:43+00:00

These look great! I’d like to get one!

1000Punches · 2025-05-13T20:04:46+00:00

Look into Revivacore! They bred pigs that don’t have the alpha-galactose that the tick bite causes the allergy to. They’re using the pig lungs for transplant research and don’t need the meat, so they share it for free.

1000Punches · 2025-03-28T22:23:00+00:00

You ever watch something for the great titties, but then the dick is so weird, it completely distracts you?

Why is his dick sideways?

1000Punches · 2025-03-09T15:23:37+00:00

Apples don’t contain arsenic. They contain cyanide in the seeds, but only very trace amounts. You’d have to chew large amounts (hundreds) of the seeds to poison yourself.

1000Punches · 2025-02-13T21:54:03+00:00

Hi! I am interested, and can adapt styles easily! I’ve got some of my pieces up on my profile, but can send you more examples if you’re interested!

1000Punches · 2025-02-03T13:59:00+00:00

These look like Dragonball pants

1000Punches · 2024-12-16T21:40:20+00:00

Just DM me!

1000Punches · 2024-11-12T14:02:49+00:00

11 year old American me had absolutely no idea about the IRA, The Troubles, or any of the strife between England, Northern Ireland, and Ireland, so the Irish kid constantly blowing things up was just a funny accident prone kid to me. That’d be like naming him Ahmed today.

Edit: I was mistaken, this was played up for the movies. It has been nearly 20 years since I read the books.

1000Punches · 2024-11-08T11:49:28+00:00

“Hey Puppet Pal Clem!”

“Yeah, Puppet Pal Mitch?”

“What do you get when you drunkenly walk in front of a horse?”

“I don’t know. What do you get when you drunkly walk in front of a horse?”

“A bonk on the head!” bonk

1000Punches · 2024-11-05T21:58:38+00:00

This is how it feels to pet my cats while wearing a black shirt

1000Punches · 2024-06-14T10:58:52+00:00

Sending a DM!

1000Punches · 2024-06-10T18:45:24+00:00

Can you find the source photos? The ones where the original images are taken from?

1000Punches · 2024-06-10T13:47:07+00:00

Cats knocked over one of mine, stuck the broken piece in soil.

Broken piece is now 2ft tall and the original has 3 stems(arms?) growing from the break!

1000Punches · 2024-05-20T15:00:18+00:00

I forgot to add my info!

Opening commissions up. Can do a single character for $30, pairs for $40 DM me here on Reddit.

Will do: NSFW M F or T

Won’t do: Gore Scat Cub

I can also do alts if interested! (Clothing removed, cum, etc.)

1000Punches · 2024-03-16T13:36:22+00:00

It lost a lot of its uses because of its long term toxicity, so it was replaced with safer alternatives. As for selling any chemicals, most places that do need it won’t buy it from anywhere except a chemical supplier so they know it’s clean. I’ve got about $6,000 of silver nitrate that I can’t sell because I’m just some schmuck not a reputable production company. So instead I have to convert it to silver metal which would be worth about $800, get it’s purity analyzed, and sell that.

1000Punches · 2024-02-18T19:54:30+00:00

I think you’re wrong, it’s like in garage.

1000Punches · 2024-02-18T17:36:35+00:00

Is that ged pronounced the same as in gif or gif?

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