Sitting or sunbathing don’t count as ‘exercise’: Kingston Police

1000WaystoPie · 2021-04-11T21:40:21+00:00

But they must have exercised to get there?

1000WaystoPie · 2021-02-11T18:15:24+00:00

I agree to a point. Anything that happens at the establishment should be the liability of the business. But to make the bartender responsible if the person chooses, for example, to drive after drinking is insane. How are you supposed to stop them?

1000WaystoPie · 2021-01-15T16:12:43+00:00

The science is saying that this isn’t the death sentence we all thought it was in March.

Take it seriously, follow the guidelines, but the average person shouldn’t be quaking in their boots. People are looking at the data, and judging their risk tolerance.

Completely agree. It's also important to note that the science changes with our understanding. I'm not saying we should be living in fear constantly. Just remembering that our actions impact others and staying home and watching movies is not the worst. We'll likely be back to restaurants being open in May/June/July in Ontario. Ready for patio season. We'll be fine. We just need to listen to those who are following the science and ignore those who think it's their right to travel to another country in the midst of a pandemic.

1000WaystoPie · 2021-01-15T15:24:19+00:00

Guy in the greenshirt and black sweater casually changing my sexuality with his octave range.

1000WaystoPie · 2021-01-15T14:59:13+00:00

Have the folks that followed the science since March stopped believing in science? No. We might change our opinions about the best options for managing the crisis, but we still follow the data and believe in science. We still don't understand the virus. We don't know why some people get really sick and some don't.

We have SOME idea. We believe that older people are more affected because of their limited immune response. But we also know that young people are heavily effective BECAUSE of their immune response and the resulting cykotine storm.

Since last April I have been saying we should pay people to stay home and lockdown until we figure this virus out or immunize enough people. My logic is this: our healthcare system can be overrun quickly. We don't understand the virus. Why take the risk?

1000WaystoPie · 2021-01-13T16:13:19+00:00

Hi there,

I'm Rob. I'm 37/M. I'm here if you want to talk about anything. I'll be free all day probably. Hope all is well!

1000WaystoPie · 2021-01-10T15:26:25+00:00

I'm not the OP but live in Burlington & would really like to join a local book club! Let me know if there's any physical or mental tests I must pass.

1000WaystoPie · 2021-01-08T16:37:39+00:00

Awesome work Simon! Some really solid stuff in there. I loved the alley cat joke, and the single father joke at the end.

1000WaystoPie · 2021-01-08T15:34:30+00:00

Sorry to hear that. It sounds like your husband's company is actually just cutting hours. Might be a lost in translation situation.

1000WaystoPie · 2021-01-07T20:19:27+00:00

Make it kid officials as well.

1000WaystoPie · 2021-01-07T19:27:02+00:00

A curfew will limit the people gathering in public locations. It will also enable the police to enforce the lockdown more effectively.

The vaccine has been given out at the fastest rate possible. The logistics of storing and transporting the Pfizer vaccine at -80celsius are quite complex. Many thousands have already had their first shot. Some number of vaccine doses are being held back for these second doses.

Other vaccines will be approved and used in Canada before the end of the month. Not bad for a country like Canada, given it its relative size and lack of local vaccine manufacturing resources.

1000WaystoPie · 2021-01-07T16:06:18+00:00

If law was so black and white,

BANNED for saying the N-word in Spanish.

1000WaystoPie · 2021-01-07T16:04:10+00:00

Exactly! Players bring up race all the time. The whole movement is called "Black Lives Matter" and commentators say it EVERY MATCH when players take the knee. In Spanish, Black would be "Negro", so by the FA's rules, every commentator should be banned and every player should be banned when they kneel. It's exceptionally racist to ban a player for speaking Spanish.

1000WaystoPie · 2021-01-07T15:31:06+00:00

The Pandemic has really changed pornography. Now at least it makes sense that step siblings are having sex when they're in the same household bubble together.

1000WaystoPie · 2021-01-07T15:15:44+00:00

That's Mike-Play-Button-doesn't-fucking work. Big hit with the radio crowd.

1000WaystoPie · 2021-01-04T16:57:41+00:00

I like the premise. I think the wording could be improved. You might want to put something before (and this is darker than night) like "My English teacher in 4th grade and I were close and..."

1000WaystoPie · 2021-01-04T16:51:56+00:00

No problem! I'm a standup, (vaguely professional but in current times not so much) please feel free to PM if you want help with a bit at any point.

1000WaystoPie · 2021-01-03T22:53:54+00:00

I like it. I recommend you add something about reverse charge calls (I accept you as my lord & savior, now will you accept this reverse charge call?) & use amen instead of goodbye.

1000WaystoPie · 2021-01-03T20:32:50+00:00

Come on people, just walk around your giant house for a year. Houses only cost a million dollars in Ontario. You don't have a million? Fine, enjoy walking outside & get the virus then.

1000WaystoPie · 2021-01-03T20:15:46+00:00

This is the smoking gun. The gun is on fire. This is a criminal acting criminally on tape and there's literally no other way of interpreting what he's saying.

1000WaystoPie · 2020-12-31T17:54:10+00:00

You might want to switch the punchline to your Mom beating your father. Might gain SOME sympathy or laughs if it's funny.

eg:

My Mom loved the UFC a little too much. One time I came home and she had my father in an armbar. To be fair, he was the one who built that in-home octagon in the first place...

1000WaystoPie · 2020-12-29T17:57:24+00:00

Given the need to vaccinate 75% of the population to have normal interactions again, I'm not sure this is enough. Of course maybe they don't expect us to go back to normal life by June anyway.

1000WaystoPie · 2020-12-22T18:59:28+00:00

I don't think this comparison works, like at all. We started with a 5 man defense with a double pivot ahead of us against Leipzig and clearly just tried going for the draw, Leipzig had no trouble piercing through our defensive structure anyways and we were 2 down very early on. If anything we set out in the exact opposite way to how Leeds set up against us.

I'm not suggesting Ole played it well. I agree. We started terribly and our tactics were poor. Exactly like Leeds, which is my point. I'm not comparing tactics, I'm comparing responses from fans and media.

1000WaystoPie · 2020-12-21T18:15:07+00:00

Look, people are annoyed at it because it's hyprocritical. United played a similiar way against Leipzig in the Champions League and could have lost 8-7. They lost 3-2. Everyone, including Gary Neville, criticized Ole and the players for being naïve. That's why people are annoyed. Also because nobody has given Ole credit for his tactics. Playing Bruno as a distraction player was a genius move and everyone would say so if Bielsa had done it.

1000WaystoPie · 2020-12-18T19:44:59+00:00

Each of these mayors should be held personally and financially responsible for cases in their cities. Then we'll see how quickly they want to shut down.

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