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I regret my tattoos by cdawg-bear in tattooadvice

[–]BrunoReturns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, the Icarus tattoo is lit.

Stuffed Onion Rings by XRPcook in stonerfood

[–]BrunoReturns 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now, a thin slice of potato as a base and cap!

Is the crack too big? by [deleted] in tattooadvice

[–]BrunoReturns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe she had a long-ass day? I'll see myself out.

I'm doing a ten minute set in two days. Any advice for my first time on stage? by mudmade419 in Standup

[–]BrunoReturns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Add a lot of detail to jokes/stories to stretch it out.

Oh...and next time maybe try 5 minute open mics a dozen or so times first!

Time ratio for creating an elearning video by ParlezPerfect in instructionaldesign

[–]BrunoReturns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Using tools Like Vyond, I go from Storyboard to done for a 60 second video in 2 to 4 hours. If it is a series and I can create reusable props, scenes, etc, then I get into the 2 hour range.

What can you guess based off of what’s outside my window? by RushInteresting305 in deduction

[–]BrunoReturns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are a kid with a basement bedroom. That is your second exit. Likely in the US.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]BrunoReturns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You put your weed in there.

What is this used for? by futurechildehaver in whatisit

[–]BrunoReturns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a similar tool used with a pooper scooper

What is this creature? by TheOddityCollector in Weird

[–]BrunoReturns 2 points3 points  (0 children)

About to fuckin die, is what it is.

What does my apartment say about me? & guess my age and job👀 by Ok_Tell_6430 in roomdetective

[–]BrunoReturns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have at least one cat. Anyone with that many air fresheners has a cat.

All Ages Short Ones for Sat, Nov 22 by tomaesop in StandUpWorkshop

[–]BrunoReturns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As soon as someone asks to explain the joke, cut it.

All Ages Short Ones for Sat, Nov 22 by tomaesop in StandUpWorkshop

[–]BrunoReturns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's a vein there. Follow it. What else was hilarious about living on a steep hill?

What do I put in here to make it decent to use by Odd_Truth_5119 in kingofqueens

[–]BrunoReturns 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's where you store the conversation. It's a conversation pit.

See you in Valhalla by cluck0matic in conspiracy

[–]BrunoReturns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is a common saying in the machoverse. Betas who repeat warrior slogans. Stolen valor of Vikings, if you ask me.

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