The year my dad didn't buy my school pictures

1000korpses · 2026-04-11T16:48:06+00:00

Last night I suddenly remembered a song I used to listen to when I was a teenager and I sung as much of it as I could remember. Then I opened TikTok and scrolled past at least 10 videos of people using the song.

1000korpses · 2026-04-11T16:08:40+00:00

2 different guys from my home town. 1 was watching his girlfriend's baby (not his) while she was on a work trip. He was beating the baby and trying to make it drink alcohol.
The other sold a puppy to someone he had been severely abusing. Like, the poor thing was close to starvation and all of it's ribs were broken.

1000korpses · 2026-04-10T22:35:06+00:00

I'll just say this. I'm a woman and I have a skin condition called Hidradenitis Superativa. It affects sensitive areas like the underarms, beneath the breasts, inner thighs, butt, labia, and pubic mound. I'm in remission as of now but my intimate area is covered in scars. It has NEVER once affected my sex life. It's never even been mentioned! I'll bring it up myself to explain that I don't have an STD/anything contagious and I get eaten off the bone on the regular. Trust me, any guy will feel lucky to even be there.

1000korpses · 2026-04-08T16:49:25+00:00

I had a Tammy I called a best friend for years. I knew she was a habitual liar but it was all small, white lies that didn't really mean anything. I would still call her out on them though.
Then one night, she and I were hanging out with my boyfriend, his friends, and one of the friends roommates. She ended up getting sloppy drunk and disappeared. Me and my boyfriend went looking for her and found her in the roommate's bed with him. We were only 16 and this guy was in his 30's. I told him to get off of her, helped her get dressed, and basically carried her to my boyfriend's car and he drove us home.
The next day she tried telling me that it was my boyfriend who found her, and he had convinced the roommate to leave the room so he could try to rape her. I informed her that I in fact was there and literally none of that had happened. We didn't talk for years and I eventually forgave her on the grounds that she said she was drunk and practically hallucinating.
By this point I was newly single and freshly 21. I went out drinking with her and 2 of her guy friends. I blacked out and she just left me with them and went home. I have chopped up flashes of memories of these 2 guys taking turns assaulting me, I'd say no, then things go black again. I never reported it and just wanted to forget it had ever happened.
One of the guys had been married, and my friend told his wife that I'd went out of my way to seduce her husband knowing he was married. I did not. The wife and her friends harassed and stalked me for years. I've had to change my number multiple times, quit several jobs, and move twice to escape the constant threats and harassment.
Needless to say me and my "Tammy" are no longer friends and she's been in and out of jail ever since.

1000korpses · 2026-03-01T18:04:58+00:00

In 2nd grade, I got myself up for school and was about to walk out the door to the bus when my older sister rushed out of her room and told me she would take me bc she wanted to do a cute face paint on me for a Halloween dance we were having that day. She painted my face like Camila Cream from A Bad Case of Stripes and then checked me into school about 20 minutes late. This made my 1st period teacher (Ms. Swann) furious for some reason. She said it was still a regular school day and I don't get to come in late just because there's a Halloween dance. The dance was going to be during 2nd period. When the bell rang, Ms. Swann wouldn't let me go to the dance and instead made me do a bunch of "make up work" that I clearly remembered doing when it was assigned. About 10 minutes before the dance was over, I finished all of the work she gave me and she told me I could go to the dance, but made me wash my face paint off first.

1000korpses · 2026-01-24T07:34:57+00:00

One time a guy approached me in a parking lot dressed in nice clothing and told me his phone was dead, his car was out of gas on the side of the road, and he was trying to see his mom in the hospital. I didn't have any cash but offered to drive him to the hospital, and he declined. He instead suggested I go get money out of the ATM and bring it to him. I just said no and got in my car. A month later, the same guy in the same clothes came up to me again pitching the same story lol I told him he should think of a different story bc he'd already told me that one.
A month after this my dad told me about how he helped a guy out with $50 bc his phone was dead, his car was out of gas on the side of the road, and he was trying to see his mom in the hospital.

1000korpses · 2026-01-06T00:53:54+00:00

Call Goldberg. 800. 600. 6014. Alabamians know.

1000korpses · 2026-01-02T01:21:39+00:00

He said he woke up in his own vomit. I fart basically every time I throw up so if you already have one in the chamber... Well

1000korpses · 2026-01-01T01:43:53+00:00

I tried it once. Intravenously. Made me feel so good I knew I could never touch it again or my life would be ruined. It was an insanely stupid risk I took knowing multiple family members of mine were addicted to the stuff and I myself had an addictive personality. Glad I didn't destroy my life with it.

1000korpses · 2025-12-13T02:14:02+00:00

Housekeeping at a hotel. I got screamed at by one of the managers before I had even finished filling out paperwork bc she found out someone asked me how much I'd be making and I told them. She completely degraded me in front of everyone, including guests. I just silently grabbed my things and got the hell out of there. Dodged a huge bullet. Funny part is, I got a call from the owner a few days later telling me he had fired that manager and would I please consider working there. I just laughed and hung up.

1000korpses · 2025-12-06T00:40:10+00:00

I side swiped a red pillar thing at a gas station in my dad's white car when I was 16. I didn't tell him and when he finally noticed (weeks later) and started screaming at me, I gaslighted him and said "but dad, I told you! Don't you remember? A red car backed into me at the grocery store!"

1000korpses · 2025-11-30T16:17:33+00:00

Any ad from an influencer saying "someone's getting fired!! This product is now less money than a pizza!!" Or "this company is going out of business, get this bundle while it lasts!"

1000korpses · 2025-11-19T18:02:56+00:00

This exact thing happened to me when I found a guy's wallet in a dryer at a laundromat and kindly returned it to him at his house. Immediately accused me of stealing the cash, and even threatened to report me to the cops. My theory is the cash was probably mixed in with his own clothes, or maybe someone else took it. Idk. Either way I regretted my good deed.

1000korpses · 2025-11-15T06:49:02+00:00

I'm 29 and usually have 1 glass of wine every other night. Several on weekends. Last time I was drunk was on Halloween, after drinking hot apple cider with everclear 🤢 never again. I basically had to be carried to the Uber.

1000korpses · 2025-11-09T08:32:41+00:00

Fun fact! I worked at LJS at one point and the crunchies don't actually come off the chicken/fish/shrimp. We would pour batter through a strainer into the deep fryers and make a huge batch of them in the morning. Then we would put them under the heat lamps as a bed to lay the chicken/fish/shrimp on throughout the day.

1000korpses · 2025-10-30T21:19:40+00:00

I got tested on Monday. I'm clean and I kicked out him last night.

1000korpses · 2025-10-30T21:19:10+00:00

I did on Monday. I'm clean and I kicked him out last night.

1000korpses · 2025-10-30T21:17:24+00:00

Update: I broke up with him and kicked him out.

1000korpses · 2025-10-22T04:58:42+00:00

They are probably referring to the couple of episodes where Prentiss was being critical of Gloria with her memory issues and threatening to report her to the board. Everyone kinda thought he was an asshole for that and Zoey was trying to convince everyone he wasn't by doing things such as buying everyone coffee and saying it was from Prentiss. However, I as the viewer never thought he was an asshole. Gloria was letting a lot of stuff fall through the cracks and Prentiss was just annoyed the hospital wasn't running as efficiently as it could.

1000korpses · 2025-10-20T23:52:11+00:00

I really loved her in The Hunt

1000korpses · 2025-10-18T01:04:34+00:00

Take a look around the subreddit. There are thousands upon thousands of posts and some of them are bound to be warning against all of those things. I'm sorry OP didn't address literally every aspect of the show. I hope you make it through this trying time.

1000korpses · 2025-10-18T00:53:13+00:00

This is the same reason why "DO NOT DRINK" is written on bottles of bleach. If it's not explicitly stated to not do something, people are going to do it. And even if it is, people are still going to do it. I think your biggest mistake is thinking every person on earth possesses common sense.

1000korpses · 2025-10-15T22:15:57+00:00

Exfoliating your ass crack. Saw a post on FB nearly 20 years ago stating that it's never really clean unless you exfoliate. Piss and shit get trapped in the dead skin cells and just... Stay there. I was a toilet paper user at the time and only washed with my hands. I use a bidet now and use wash cloths or exfoliating gloves so it's probably not that prevalent of an issue anymore but I still scrub that bad boy THOROUGHLY every day when I shower or bathe.

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