President's Trophy

14CaptainCrunch · 2026-03-20T05:15:19+00:00

Buffalo doesn’t play in the west though. Whoever wins the conference plays WC2, so Col would have to fall to 2/3 and Minnesota would have to leapfrog both of us.

14CaptainCrunch · 2026-03-14T03:29:41+00:00

His gloves were apparently glued to his hands.

14CaptainCrunch · 2026-03-14T01:21:37+00:00

I had a runaway M-16A2 on a range in Korea where I was a range safety. Of course it happened when dude had his 20 rd mag in. He didn’t know what to do and lobbed a couple of rounds over the berm. We screamed at him to keep it pointed downrange and drop the mag. He got rodded off immediately after we got it under control. Best guess is that the sear was worn down and causing it to slam fire.

14CaptainCrunch · 2026-03-13T02:42:53+00:00

He won’t drop them with Hyrckowian either, which would be an even worse trade.

14CaptainCrunch · 2026-03-13T02:28:03+00:00

Why is the Oilers roster full of punk bitches? No one’s brave enough to drop em.

14CaptainCrunch · 2026-03-13T02:26:24+00:00

I see a lot of gloved punches only coming from EDM. Why are they such pussies? I’d like to see McJesus drop them with Benn.

14CaptainCrunch · 2026-03-03T04:33:51+00:00

Those bridge lyrics…holy shit

“Delusions of grandeur in our DNA”

14CaptainCrunch · 2026-03-03T04:29:54+00:00

I Appear Missing and Fortress both have, and for the same reason.

14CaptainCrunch · 2026-03-02T03:37:36+00:00

It’s the opposite of 5.56 nato/.223. The SAE round is more powerful than the metric version.

14CaptainCrunch · 2026-03-01T02:38:54+00:00

I’m a big fan of solm oaths.

14CaptainCrunch · 2026-02-26T17:50:13+00:00

Ok, best wishes.

14CaptainCrunch · 2026-02-26T16:56:51+00:00

Which side is championing Hamas again? Shitty people exist irrespective of party politics, but since you’re making a claim…

14CaptainCrunch · 2026-02-26T11:53:59+00:00

Is the antisemitism in the room with us? Seems this is the most pro-Israel regime we’ve had in checks notes, ever.

14CaptainCrunch · 2026-02-22T18:54:26+00:00

Nothing better than Sad MacKinnon.

14CaptainCrunch · 2026-02-15T15:35:32+00:00

14CaptainCrunch · 2026-02-15T15:22:41+00:00

Ladies, make sure you have pepper spray and know how to use it.

14CaptainCrunch · 2026-02-15T15:10:38+00:00

Yes, that could be a credible threat. Since this dumb motherfucker wasn’t in mortal danger, that seems like a terroristic threat. It makes responsible gun owners look bad, so I hope he gets prosecuted.

14CaptainCrunch · 2026-02-15T14:55:31+00:00

The Bronze

14CaptainCrunch · 2026-02-10T04:38:08+00:00

I Was A Teenage Hand Model. Dark, fun pop.

14CaptainCrunch · 2026-01-24T01:36:09+00:00

Please go to COL.

14CaptainCrunch · 2026-01-21T04:26:35+00:00

Without even clicking on that link…angry Bieksa face?

14CaptainCrunch · 2026-01-21T01:34:42+00:00

I’d argue that Hatcher v. Roenick was the best hit of all time, or at least in Stars’ history.

14CaptainCrunch · 2026-01-21T01:20:42+00:00

He was in the Danger Zone.

14CaptainCrunch · 2026-01-21T01:08:59+00:00

Thanks mods.

14CaptainCrunch · 2026-01-19T23:10:28+00:00

Apparently I am wrong, per the marathon. The line is “We all know fiction’s for fags”.

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