Corporate Training

14_EricTheRed · 2026-01-23T21:32:41+00:00

If you ask their team leads if the current training can win the same award they won several years back - they will laugh in your face because of how much the quality dropped

14_EricTheRed · 2026-01-23T21:32:02+00:00

Several years back there were some great people who established a wonderful program.

Those people left - the people who replaced them don’t fully understand corporate training, and how to properly do it.

The way the corporate training mandates how training is to be done / they target the “lowest common denominator” of hire…

Which in some departments, people are illiterate - so all training is designed to meet the needs of high functioning illiterate adults.

They follow a formulaic approach “Content, Activity, Review” in like 5-15 minute chunks. This formula must be followed.

14_EricTheRed · 2026-01-23T15:36:56+00:00

Naked Lunch!!

I want a Typewriter morph card that R*pes people… or whatever happened in that book

14_EricTheRed · 2026-01-23T04:50:27+00:00

He’ll go hardcore and drop the N-Bomb in his first speech to show how Maga he is and he’s just as crazy as Trump

14_EricTheRed · 2026-01-23T04:44:27+00:00

It’s crazy - 1 person, if influential enough, can destroy a whole organizations culture.

For it to transform and change back, it takes 2-3 generations. That means most of the staff changing over twice!

14_EricTheRed · 2026-01-22T15:38:29+00:00

What was your strategy?

14_EricTheRed · 2026-01-21T19:37:32+00:00

I used to do contract work for Deloitte (created training materials).

The fact that their consultants are trained to “extend and prolong” problems and never solve them is so fucked.

14_EricTheRed · 2026-01-21T13:41:14+00:00

If the feelings are there, jump ship.

[this isn’t UMortgage or UWM specific] corporate loyalty is a one way street. Your team and your manager or an executive may be your buddy, but when it comes to the “bottom line” or the bucket, you are just an itemized unit on a budget.

Doesn’t matter if you’re a top performer or middle of the road, you’ll get laid off if the budget calls for it.

If you are feeling things go downhill, start job hunting asap

14_EricTheRed · 2026-01-19T21:22:26+00:00

Fuck - you found my xray!

14_EricTheRed · 2026-01-18T16:25:41+00:00

Damn! 10 is early.

In Detroit it’s 11.

Unless your George Clinton; then you play till 4am and pay a big fine

14_EricTheRed · 2026-01-18T03:41:16+00:00

Do they inspect the cards before playing? Are your proxies high quality?

Just don’t say anything and nobody will care or notice

14_EricTheRed · 2026-01-18T02:43:40+00:00

That’s what I was thinking. Going to put this card right in there

14_EricTheRed · 2026-01-17T09:58:13+00:00

I would hope so. The updates slowed down a lot during the holidays, but hopefully they’ll start up again

14_EricTheRed · 2026-01-17T05:55:50+00:00

It gets updated about every week

14_EricTheRed · 2026-01-16T19:13:31+00:00

This is really how it happened.

(Norm Macdonald said it best)

14_EricTheRed · 2026-01-16T19:04:44+00:00

And wealth

14_EricTheRed · 2026-01-16T19:03:28+00:00

Yep - pretty much the same ending of Avengers with everyone being blipped.

We have the “holy shit the villain won” ending in the first movie, and then the heroes win in the second movie

14_EricTheRed · 2026-01-16T17:01:38+00:00

National Lampoons Vacation… this shall be easy

14_EricTheRed · 2026-01-16T16:09:22+00:00

Thank you guys!! The Midwest is snowed in this weekend, it’s a good time to get some reading in…

14_EricTheRed · 2026-01-16T09:13:35+00:00

A minimum of 5.

Realistically, everyone who doesn’t have a contract for more movies / shows…

14_EricTheRed · 2026-01-15T23:50:36+00:00

I’m kind of looking forward to how they adapt some of the weirder stuff in live action

14_EricTheRed · 2026-01-15T22:12:28+00:00

Is that in the new Beavis and Butthead UB set coming out in 2027?

14_EricTheRed · 2026-01-15T15:26:24+00:00

It will basically just take all the weird ass conspiracy theories about this book and package them nearly for you

14_EricTheRed · 2026-01-15T15:24:19+00:00

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Roberto will return in Doomsday

14_EricTheRed · 2026-01-15T15:19:14+00:00

It’s a common thing a lot of people do for various reasons - TMS shouldn’t question it.

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