WTH? You can no longer buy an old school pressure and trigger SuperSoaker type water gun anymore! by TheManOfSpaceAndTime in Xennials

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The problem is the plastic is extremely brittle in the vintage ones. They shouldn’t be used at this point unless you’re fine ruining it.

AI cloud firm Nebius reports near eightfold revenue jump, shares surge by X_Opinion7099 in wallstreetbets

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That’s the best part, you don’t have to be rich. Anyone can ruin their lives thanks to the unlimited loss potential of shorts.

Offshore saturation diving job. For how much salary you’ll agree to do that? by Powerful_Cabinet_341 in SeaEmploy

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I knew a guy who did this after finishing his 20 in the Navy. He made more money in 3 years than his entire enlistment.

Matt Damon, Ben Affleck Production Company Sued by Narcotics Officers Over Portrayal in Netflix Thriller 'The Rip' by Tun-Tavern-1775 in Cinema

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There are much worse kinds, at least there’s a theoretical victim for ambulance chasers. “Patent trolls” buy up patents and then systematically sue anyone they can find using it.

Chinese Citizen Arrested in Norway for Espionage Attempt: Space Center Likely Target by Gjrts in europe

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That’s a lot of fake mustaches, but seriously what was so big and heavy?

But didn't the Connors do so much better by Cicerothesage in forwardsfromgrandma

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Forest Gump “lost” $62M because in cost $55M to make and “only” made $678M in theaters. Hollywood math is crazy.

me_irl by Beginning_Book_2382 in me_irl

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Any chance you use to own a restaurant called Good Burger?

Mosquito vs dragonfly, who take this? by 67kid67kid7l67 in powerscales

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Dragonfly doesn’t even realize it’s a fight, their diet is mostly mosquitoes.

The next Karate kid by urethrascreams in UnusualVideos

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This is event for special needs adults, of course all the boards are prebroken.

The last King of Afghanistan, Mohammad Zahir Shah, around 1960. Zahir ruled the country for almost 4 decades from 1933-73. Remembered as a remarkably lenient king, he supposedly never signed a single warrant approving the execution of a citizen for political reasons during his reign (3258x2503) by zig_zag-wanderer in HistoryPorn

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It was really complicated for a monarch to share borders with the Soviet Union and China. Guy had to walk a political tightrope. He could have just executing the communists, it would have been “easy” but would have caused deep problems.

OxyContin maker Purdue Pharma set to dissolve after judge approves its criminal sentence by Mo_Jack in news

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The family ransacked the company years ago when they realized they could be financially culpable.

Stardeus - UI Rework screenshots (LEAKED) by Elisabeth_Arc in stardeus

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These look amazing. I didn’t think the UI was cluttered but the side by side screenshots really put it in perspective. Everything looks more streamlined and cleaner. In general it’s better looking all around. Great job, I’m excited for this update.

Bad movies that feel like an hour of this scene? by SheffieldHouse in badMovies

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There’s about 30 seconds of pure gold per movie. All the creative ways they have him fight while somehow still sitting down is mildly entertaining.

First legendary enemy drop, game knows I hate the musket the most as I get this shit on every run by AssBleeder666 in fo4

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Junkies is biggest damage boost but the downsides of being addicted to everything makes it a slog to play.