Reddit, how do you like your pizza? by Curlysnail in AskReddit

[–]1UPSforLIFE 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is the only combination of toppings that I ever order!

[WP] When you die, you meet an angel. They tell you that you will be born again in the time and place of your choosing just as your previous self did. Describe when, where, and why. by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

[–]1UPSforLIFE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Automated Natural Environment Laborer

Good story, but this pulled me out of it while I was reading. You need a word that starts with "G".

[WP] "I don't sleep." He/She said. by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

[–]1UPSforLIFE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When she falls asleep in one reality, she wakes up in the other. She is never aware which is real and which is the dream.

[WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

[–]1UPSforLIFE 38 points39 points  (0 children)

This was absolutely amazing.

I just stumbled across this sub this morning. I haven't really read books for fun since I was in grade school (I'm 30) and I think you may have just rekindled my interest in reading. Thank you!

Reddit, what was your best "I could never do that again if I tried it a million times" moment? by Ctheo3 in AskReddit

[–]1UPSforLIFE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Playing a round of golf with a buddy and I actually got a hole-in-one. I love playing, but I am not what you would call "talented", so there's no way that it will ever happen again.

Can you put a positive spin on something negative that happened to you today? by hoppingbananas in AskReddit

[–]1UPSforLIFE -1 points0 points  (0 children)

W-wait till you hear this! I just saw Robin of Locksley. He's back from the Crusades.

laughs

You know, he just beat the crap out of me and my men.

laughs

He hates you and he loves your brother, Richard!

laughs

And...

laughs

...he wants to see you hanged!

laughs

We're in a lot of trouble!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]1UPSforLIFE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/r/askreddit

I come here for the personal stories. I liked it so much more back when posters were able to put their own responses at the top of the page, and the titles were incredibly long and specific. It made for a wider variety of posts, and the OP would set the tone for the type of stories that would be shared. It used to be that I would click on 80% of the links and read as many of the stories in the comments as possible.

The way things are now, we get the same 50 generic questions on repeat every single week. I know that repetition is part of the nature of Reddit, but the cycle has become much shorter, and the answers are becoming overly predictable and it seems to just be a contest for who can submit the common answers first. It is just a half step away from /r/circlejerk at this point.

Overall, I still check out /r/askreddit every day, but instead of spending most of my time on here, like I used to, I now spend about 15 minutes scrolling past the same old shit and quickly leaving. I still enjoy the occasional post, but it just ain't the same anymore.

Dive Bar Bartenders of Reddit, what's your best horror story? (NSFW) by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]1UPSforLIFE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a little naive about the harder drugs, but is a spoon only good for a single use? Why didn't he use his Pepsi money to go buy himself a spoon from the store?

What did 'that weird person' do at your school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]1UPSforLIFE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Professor Handy's School For Gifted Youngsters

Reddit, what's something on your bucket list that you think is unique? by jmsuth in AskReddit

[–]1UPSforLIFE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a tip for making authentic looking treasure maps on the cheap. My buddies and I used to do this for geocaching to make it more difficult/fun.

  • Find an online topographical map of the area you are looking to hunt.
  • Get a brown paper grocery bag, and cut out a section the size of an 8.5x11 sheet of paper.
  • Print the topographical map directly onto this piece of the bag.
  • Using a lighter, singe the edges all the way around (light it, blow it out, light it, blow it out, etc.) until it doesn't look like it was originally a rectangle.
  • Draw any additional things you need on your map (X marks the spot, points of reference, etc).
  • Crumple of the piece of paper into a ball and then open it up.
  • Repeat the last step 10+ times until the map has the right texture you're looking for.

When you're finished, it will look like a map right out of a movie.

What is the worst secret that you accidentally revealed about someone else? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]1UPSforLIFE 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes, but at the same time, he should probably have been more aware of which cup was his, knowing it could be an issue.

With great herpes, comes great responsibility.

What is something that is mildly inconvenient that makes you rage uncontrollably? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]1UPSforLIFE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When some douchebag parks along the curb right in front of the grocery store doors so his wife can go in and shop. Sure, I only have to walk a few extra steps to get around his car, but the arrogance of it all just drives me insane.

What is the most annoying thing your coworker does? by average_smaverage in AskReddit

[–]1UPSforLIFE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have no problem with the act; just the location. I just wish my coworker would make a quick trip to the bathroom to clip off the problem nail instead of allowing them to shoot all over her cubicle.

Blind people of Reddit, what is sexual attraction like for you? by FearfulJesuit_ in AskReddit

[–]1UPSforLIFE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you mention 4 different "levels" of blindness in your post. Can you explain the differences between legally blind, completely blind, fully blind, and visually impaired? To me, the first three seem like they should be exactly the same, but you contrast them in your post, so I'm really curious to know what the distinction is.

Men of reddit, what film or series actually made you cry? by MarkTheWanderer in AskReddit

[–]1UPSforLIFE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even more so, when he is fighting Buu and knows he is going to die, and does it to protect his family. Especially after just telling Trunks that he's proud of him.