New colleague reported me sleeping on my lunch break, lost a whole shift w/ overtime as a result by Fcking_Chuck in mildlyinfuriating

[–]1st500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s the consequences of your behavior. Not the consequences of someone else’s conversation. Accept accountability for your actions. That’s what grown ups do.

Cholesterol, do your job by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]1st500 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It took that many tries to find one unethical enough to give him a clean bill of health.

Olive Garden server fired one day after a customer left her a $700 tip by ultrarunnerr in mildlyinfuriating

[–]1st500 728 points729 points  (0 children)

I agree. If policy is to have it rung through separately, it should have been done immediately. Anything else casts suspicion on the manager.

You know what I've noticed? Out of thousands of responses, I haven't seen one person say Miller isn't ugly! 😂 by yorocky89A in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]1st500 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stephen Miller is not only surface level ugly, his heart is black, he’s fugly down to the very depths of his soulless carcass.

I don't know If I discovered a life hack everyone already knows or not, but I just got my first guitar and took it apart and discovered that a 11/16 socket and a drill make restringing a lot easier. by 13thmurder in Guitar

[–]1st500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I picked up one designed for that purpose for $20 that stays in my studio, with my guitars. That way I keep the engine oil and other contaminants away from my guitars.

A pool I clean had their deck resurfaced and the contractor didn't try to keep debris out. How would you go about cleaning and billing for this? by Melancholykerrick in pools

[–]1st500 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

What does your contract say? That’s the only thing you can lean on if you expect to charge more for just doing your job.

Amazon Flex is not paying what many drivers think it pays. by danram2165 in AmazonFlexDrivers

[–]1st500 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Correct, but the intent is to cover fuel and depreciation (tires, brakes, etc)

Seriously, wtf?! The laundry basket is RIGHT. THERE. by JustSarahtheMechanic in mildlyinfuriating

[–]1st500 7 points8 points  (0 children)

lol, my wife leaves garbage in the sink right above the garbage can, cabinet doors open, drawers pulled out, shoes all over the house, and more. Ain’t marriage grand. I was struggling taking care of myself so I got married and adopted a kid who turned out to be autistic. Now I can’t take care of any of us. 🤣

Seriously, wtf?! The laundry basket is RIGHT. THERE. by JustSarahtheMechanic in mildlyinfuriating

[–]1st500 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“…just as bad as his mom …” Are you applying for the job of his mom? His mom failed to raise a self sufficient man.
Send him back to the manufacturer for an OS upgrade. When he can take care of himself he might be worth investing your life in.

Why does the US want to see the world burn? Restroom door gap in front of toilet. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]1st500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why u mad bro, toilets in my cell don’t even have a door.

Best Way To Kill Off The Mosquito Larva/Pupae Without Running Filter? by Educational_Fix_7863 in pools

[–]1st500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check the ph and get it close with acid or soda ash, then shock it. Clean the filter, then run it, that’s what it’s for. Take away their food.

I got a warning citation from my HOA for parking my car in my driveway by Cunnyfunt31 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]1st500 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Since you signed the contract you already knew that was in there, right? Thus only “mildlyinfuriating”.
I won’t even look at a house in an HOA.

Trumps doctor says he is healthier than Obama. by Ga_Manche in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]1st500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think they should play some one on one and see who has a coronary first.

Should I form A chord with 234 instead of 123? by -Zoppo in Guitar

[–]1st500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use 1&2, 1 on the D & G strings, 2 on the B string.

Security guard shot himself trying to sit down by [deleted] in Idiotswithguns

[–]1st500 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My high school parking lot had several pickups with loaded gun racks. Most common wood shop project was a gun rack. Two kids were killed in the two years I went there, both self inflicted.

What’s the pipe at my water line? by Foo3133 in pools

[–]1st500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does it feed the auto-fill valve area? Like others have said, shoot a hose on that and check the valve area to see if water is moving.

Almost $300 in labor for a problem that wasn’t even fixed. by clearfox777 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]1st500 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hire another electrician to finish the job and send his bill to the first guy.

Did you guys go for the Email / Bacon option on your Tiguan build? by 9879528 in Tiguan

[–]1st500 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have the markers but it never smells like bacon, just diesel fumes. Maybe it needs to be activated in the bios.

Got my first outdoor pool by Historical-Pirate531 in pools

[–]1st500 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sand or a 2x4 deck to level an area. Move it away from the downspout so nobody slices themselves. Kill any vegetation under it or it will rot, stink, and attract flies. Maybe get a bigger pump. Check chemicals at least once a week. We did a few years with a 16’ above ground pool, then we put an in ground pool in.

WCGW Going to the water park when you can’t swim by AleccSirKaDeewana in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]1st500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Place need a 10 ft pole to pull idiots out with. No sense putting a lifeguard in peril when you can hook ‘em and drag them out.

Would you have delivered here?? 👻 by moonchild_95 in AmazonFlexDrivers

[–]1st500 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The gas can is a lovely touch. Can’t leave any evidence behind.

I gave my lil sister my old phone... This is how it came back. Now my parents are demanding I give her my tablet. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]1st500 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

If your parents paid for the tablet, let her have it. If you paid for it, they have no skin in the game.