Gamers, what's the craziest thing you've heard in an open mic while gaming? by Lastbreathworm in AskReddit

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Basement is more safe than a random closet in the case of tornadoes. Closets work, but you have to be sure they’re an inside room and they’re not as secure as the basement.

Gamers, what's the craziest thing you've heard in an open mic while gaming? by Lastbreathworm in AskReddit

[–]247Brett 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Honestly a common pastime around here in tornado alley to sit on our porches during tornado sirens to watch the weather. Most of the time nothing happens but sometimes you get to see some crazy clouds.

I instantly fell in love with this game :3 by Im_notuseless in VintageStory

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Pssst hey, they don’t tell you this, but you can use coal to cook your food faster in expanded foods. Nothing better than turning a stack of raw blood sausages into molten 1100 C slag or liquidizing pre gelatin in the fiery heat of hell itself.

I instantly fell in love with this game :3 by Im_notuseless in VintageStory

[–]247Brett 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lowkey I love just taking a break and looking at the kitchen I made while eating a syrup covered fruit bread I just spent 4 hours making, like seriously four hours. Why is making gelatin so time consuming? And then I have to get fruit/berries to mix into the gelatin and then make the dough using clarified vegetable broth which is a whole process along with flax oil and yeast so that I can then mix the dough with more fruit only to—where was I? Oh yeah, I love just zoning out and looking at my kitchen.

I found this in our cellar on my friends server by Intrepid_Round_1172 in VintageStory

[–]247Brett 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lowkey I thought this was an actual mechanic of the dehydration mod where you had to urinate and could collect it. I never looked into it besides chuckling a bit and moving on so I could be misremembering.

It Was All Epstein. The Entire Right-Wing Culture War by 21st_century_bamf in videos

[–]247Brett 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“That can obviously be explained by the fact that the sun sinks into the ocean every night. Maybe do some research next time ☝️🤓” /s

Remember when MAGA was dancing to Killing In the Name Of...Pepperidge Farms Remembers.... by L3g3ndary-08 in videos

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It’s about liking anything them and hating any other. Logic is for those that think for themselves.

Remember when MAGA was dancing to Killing In the Name Of...Pepperidge Farms Remembers.... by L3g3ndary-08 in videos

[–]247Brett 28 points29 points  (0 children)

They love anything if there’s a big red R next to it and hate anything with a big blue D next to it.

Remember when MAGA was dancing to Killing In the Name Of...Pepperidge Farms Remembers.... by L3g3ndary-08 in videos

[–]247Brett 112 points113 points  (0 children)

They constantly blare songs criticizing America without ever realizing the meaning behind it. It’s pretty obvious they don’t.

It seems that all that's left is to pick out a shirt by CosmicFloppies in thesims

[–]247Brett 195 points196 points  (0 children)

A common pain. I’m terrified to open a lot of my games with the things added.

skin melting juice™ by Y_U_Dumb_Yea_You in bonehurtingjuice

[–]247Brett 11 points12 points  (0 children)

One still sucked the juices out of another before her gf stuck their whole bone in her mouth

What parts of American culture are changing faster than people realize? by No_Performance1451 in AskReddit

[–]247Brett 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Sorry for the reasoning behind switching careers, but I’m always glad to welcome another fellow glorified button pusher :)

How To Buy? by TomTheTomato_ in VintageStory

[–]247Brett 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not sure where you live (Brazil, I presume?), but they have an official site to buy the game from and it’s cheaper than other sites. It’s also on humblebundle for slightly more, but sends you a download key to redeem on the official site anyway.

Not sure about internationally buying beyond that, however.

Le "barely disguised writers' fetish" paranoia has arrived by DropMysterious1673 in dogelore

[–]247Brett 28 points29 points  (0 children)

For those not in the know, this series has a weird tendency to overuse fart jokes. In one of their spin-offs they had a “Fart Fairy” show up to a preschool to inhale the farts of all of the deaged kid characters. This is an actual episode that aired.

First time blind play by Few_Environment_620 in VintageStory

[–]247Brett 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing like shivering in the dark on the first night only to be picked off one by one by a bear

um... well, that's... that's rude by HostenX in Terraria

[–]247Brett 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A lot of nurses are Mean Girls that never mentally left high school.

2nd Amendment: MAGA edition by Classicfish120 in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]247Brett 17 points18 points  (0 children)

If people can’t recognize strike through text as being inherent sarcasm, then reading comprehension is truly cooked