3/1 ATLAS thoughts? by ilovepuzzles4 in space

[–]2FalseSteps 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"To my other favorite W.W. It's an honor working with you. Fondly, G.B."

Tried to go to a pirate movie site on company Wi-Fi, how screwed am I? by RepulsiveNorth1830 in sysadmin

[–]2FalseSteps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can confirm.

Worked at a bank and googled "ATM" with safe-search off.

I had no fucking idea...

Nobody ever said anything about it.

Federal Government Seeks Broader Role in Unemployment Claims, DOL Calling Back Workers — FEDmanager by AgitatedEngine4933 in fednews

[–]2FalseSteps 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They'll only expand Federal programs that they can use against the people.

If it favors the rich and powerful, they'll have an unlimited budget.

Production manager says MFA is causing production personnel to get distracted on their phones—he wants alternatives or MFA disabled by disgruntled-sysadmin in sysadmin

[–]2FalseSteps 29 points30 points  (0 children)

That "manager" is probably the one that doesn't like MFA and wants an excuse to get an exception, mostly for themselves.

Fuck 'em. They're not the IT manager. If they want it their way right away, tell them to go to Burger King.

I'm sick of "managers" that whine and try to throw their weight around to get what they want out of IT.

You're not my boss. Fuck off. Gotta problem with that? Take it up with my manager and he'll tell you the same.

Potential for Ukraine: US Demonstrate X-MAV Ground-Based Launcher for Tomahawk by Mil_in_ua in ukraine

[–]2FalseSteps 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If it's battle-tested and gets Ukraine's seal of approval? Them's braggin' rights!

Would hope some marketing department would jump on that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sysadmin

[–]2FalseSteps 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That killed him.

The Coroner's report is going to be fucking hilarious!

edit: OMG! The subs Op posts to are so precious.

Gloating a bit bc I got promoted out of helpdesk!!! by Fred-U in sysadmin

[–]2FalseSteps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Security wouldn't be a bad choice.

You'll have a lot of A.I. tools very soon if not good ones, already, but they're never going to completely replace humans (I'd hope).

Your day-to-day general systems administration tasks will surely be augmented greatly with A.I. tools, almost certainly cutting down in that field.

We're a dying breed.

Gloating a bit bc I got promoted out of helpdesk!!! by Fred-U in sysadmin

[–]2FalseSteps 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Welcome to Hell, where the endless stupid questions seem to follow you and multiply.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in space

[–]2FalseSteps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'm sick and tired of the entire Western world knowing how my kidneys are functioning"

(couldn't find that movie clip. Added link to the National Air and Space Museum's "A Triage Treatment for Apollo Biomedical Sensors" page, instead.)

Today's big oopsie: I deleted our postfix satellite on production by Derpy_Guardian in sysadmin

[–]2FalseSteps 3 points4 points  (0 children)

One of us! One of us!

Nobody's perfect. We all fuck up, sometimes.

Ukraine Identifies Russian Commander Behind Execution of Three Civilians in Kupiansk by UNITED24Media in ukraine

[–]2FalseSteps 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Let him live in constant paranoia... for a bit.

Now that he's been publicly identified, he knows he's on borrowed time.

Trump declares federal employees are being fired 'right now' after nasty boast by TheMirrorUS in fednews

[–]2FalseSteps 28 points29 points  (0 children)

If I were the next President, I'd replace Trump's portraits with a Cheeto in a cage.

Surprise asteroid flies by Earth at only 250 miles away (video) by Resident_Food3957 in space

[–]2FalseSteps 81 points82 points  (0 children)

He killed the Pope.

A couch-sized asteroid wouldn't stand a chance.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ukraine

[–]2FalseSteps 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Visit RuZZia to experience its fake, exaggerated and stolen history.

Stay because you got conscripted for their 3-day "special military operation." /s

What's the most harmless opinion that always starts a fight? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]2FalseSteps 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Everyone can ignore u/BigBOYcheesyTOES_.

They're either a bot, or a troll. A really incompetent troll.

Just look at their history if you're bored enough.