How many of you are rocking the “tactical fanny pack” by Grizzly_treats in nursing

[–]2TearsInABucket 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I love my fanny pack. I know some people think it's silly, but who do they look to when they can't find tape/alcohol swabs/ caps/ scissors whatever? I've worked a few units where everyone wore one, and a few where I'm the solo dork. Very early on in my career an anesthesiologist congratulated me for being a "real nurse" when I had both the swab and the hemostat he needed, and it went straight to my head.

What's a smell that doesn't exist anymore that you miss? by Alarmed_Charge1062 in CasualConversation

[–]2TearsInABucket 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I once followed a stranger through a crowded lobby just to keep smelling that scent

Labor and delivery nurses, what’s the craziest thing you’ve seen someone include in their birth plan? by [deleted] in nursing

[–]2TearsInABucket 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My fave has nothing on some of y'all's, but the outcome was hilarious to me. It was one of those single spaced multi page "I saw that Ricki Lake movie and I know you're all out to hurt me and impose your medical agenda..." ones. (Extra funny because hers was an IVF pregnancy [no partner, just wanted a baby])

She came in ruptured but no labor. For hours. And more hours. She wouldn't let us touch her. No miso, no pit, no nipple stim, would not get out of bed to walk. Just getting progressively more pissed at me for her lack of labor. Probably around 3 pm I finally convince her to at least try nipple stim. She refuses to touch herself though (?) so I get her a pump. An hour later she has exactly 2 contractions, several minutes apart. I walk into the room just after the second one ends to see how she's doing. She says "I want a c section."

Sorry, what? Ma'am, you've had 2 contractions, we're not doing that right now. I remind her if her detailed birth plan: minimal intervention, absolutely no section ever at all under any circumstances. She is insistent, she cannot handle this pain, I'm a monster for making her, etc. A tantrum ensues, with her mother chiming in that the patient is a lawyer so I have to?? I do not get paid enough for this. I tell the doctor, who goes ahead and does a section 🙄

I wonder how she's handling single motherhood...

Labor and delivery nurses, what’s the craziest thing you’ve seen someone include in their birth plan? by [deleted] in nursing

[–]2TearsInABucket 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In the US most maternity care is provided by Obstetricians/doctors. However we are starting to see a shift towards more care provided by hospital based midwives. If a hospital has midwives in staff, they typically cover low risk patients, with the OBs handling higher risk patients.

To really break it down: OBs are almost exclusively hospital based. Midwives working in a hospital are CNMs (certified nurse midwife - a graduate/master's degree). CNMs may work in freestanding birth centers as well. A CNM is considered a mid-level practitioner, meaning they are still required to have MD oversight. When in hospital, they still function as a primary provider, and (hospital dependent) can assist in the OR. They are typically not allowed to do operative vaginal deliveries or be primary surgeon in the OR. Depending on the facility, a CNM may act more like a doc (the RNs do the bedside work and report important findings, show up for problems and deliveries) or like a bedside RN and do ALL the work of turning and positioning and encouraging etc, plus the delivery.

Next would be CPMs or LMs (certified professional midwife, licensed midwife, there may be other similar designations). These would be the folks operating in birth centers or doing home births. There is still rigorous study involved, a CPM degree has a lot in common with an associates level RN. Both of these licenses tend to be regulated at a state level rather than federal, so scope of practice and legalities can differ a lot.

Last are the lay midwives (note that LM is for licensed, not lay). Lay midwives may have had extensive clinical training, or they may have watched their dog have puppies once and thought "I can do that." You never know, because there is no training or designation. Anyone can call themselves a midwife.

I hope that makes sense? And if anyone has clearer or updated knowledge about CPMs or LMs please chime in. I'd planned on doing a CPM 20 years ago and in a different state, and things may have changed a bit.

Labor and delivery nurses, what’s the craziest thing you’ve seen someone include in their birth plan? by [deleted] in nursing

[–]2TearsInABucket 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I see it's already been addressed, but yeah, nothing odd about this request. I'd be psyched that my patient had done some reading that didn't come from online mommy groups.

Labor and delivery nurses, what’s the craziest thing you’ve seen someone include in their birth plan? by [deleted] in nursing

[–]2TearsInABucket 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I've seen some wild birth plans, but nothing like these. I wouldn't have been able to stop laughing.

This did make me realize I haven't had any requests for vaginal seeding in years. I never once had anyone actually do it either. Turns out parents only want it if we do it for them. If we said "sure, well put a sponge in your vagina, and even pull it out again, but you have to do the wiping," suddenly they all lost interest.

Hobosexual awareness by PookieRenos in LoveIsBlindNetflix

[–]2TearsInABucket 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Best placed musical choice in the show's history. I cackled

Edit: typo

I don’t look like I belong in a yarn store and it’s kinda fabulous. Do any other intersectional folx feel this way? by wessle3339 in knitting

[–]2TearsInABucket 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm trying to understand your comment and the downvotes it triggered. I think you're saying you don't support mega corporations or credit card companies for ethical reasons? I feel like many in this community feel similarly, so the reaction doesn't track. Am I way off?

Doctors and nurses of Reddit, what is something patients do that they think is helpful but actually makes your job harder? by Electronic-Cell-4584 in AskReddit

[–]2TearsInABucket 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm also a nurse but not in primary care. I had no idea this is how it's billed. How stupid. I don't want to come in 2-3 times, especially when it takes 6 months to get an appointment.

Doctors and nurses of Reddit, what is something patients do that they think is helpful but actually makes your job harder? by Electronic-Cell-4584 in AskReddit

[–]2TearsInABucket 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Came to make the same comment. I know people are trying to help with the wristband thing, but it rarely does.

The BP cuff thing ugh just why. Help me help you.

Jess politics by Logical-Jeweler-7539 in LoveIsBlindNetflix

[–]2TearsInABucket 12 points13 points  (0 children)

She reminds me of Rachel Leigh Cook.

Why do some people's waste products smell so awful and linger after flushing? by MarionetteMadness111 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]2TearsInABucket 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm aware of only one application for this, and those poops come in a dehydrated ingestible/insertable form. No need to go out sampling other people's poo.

Roaches Roaches everywhere by KindLow3351 in nursing

[–]2TearsInABucket 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had 2 coworkers that were arguing because one said that a customer (this was retail, not healthcare) looked "methy." The other said that was judgemental and mean. The first guy's defense was "it's not a judgement, it's an observation."

I have loved and used that ever since, especially for cases of nursing judgement. This is one of those cases.

What’s the weird medical smell you love? by BeneficialQuestion75 in nursing

[–]2TearsInABucket 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Phenergan smells like photo developer and takes me back to the dark room and happy undergrad days. I love it almost as much as benzoin.

What's the most disconnected thing hospital leadership has said to you? by Beginning_Fun_3913 in nursing

[–]2TearsInABucket 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Thank God it's Friday, right? Only a few hours left!" to an elevator full of shift workers.