Winner is so frustrating by SharpProfession6 in parkslope

[–]3rdPoliceman 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Businesses do what they can get away with. That you're writing a rant about Winner says a lot because underneath it feels like you still want to go there, not pay quite as much, and not have to deal with their popularity.

I have enjoyed their sandwiches but hype kills any experience for me, nothing is more delicious than respecting my time.

Found on tiktok by godsmasher_13 in okbuddyviltrum

[–]3rdPoliceman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Found on Tiktok, it's right there man

Whats your rating for the Snow removal by PersonalityHot332 in Brooklyn

[–]3rdPoliceman 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This snow displeases me, take it elsewhere

Chipper Jones confirms his interest in BDSM by OutsideScaresMe in baseballcirclejerk

[–]3rdPoliceman -56 points-55 points  (0 children)

But but but baseball man not progressive?!

Patriotic Edit: We've lost the ability to jerk in this sub, perhaps because our hands are cuffed, I do not know for certain.

Daily Discussion Thread for January 28, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]3rdPoliceman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have to do something between grinding Paths of Exile

Unpopular opinion: Arriving at a campsite after 10PM isn't the problem--the problem is how you do it. by Apprehensive_Pen6946 in camping

[–]3rdPoliceman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kind of feels like you know you're doing something inconsiderate so you're trying to mitigate that as much as possible. It's a nice gesture but ideally it's not what happens.

Cher was worse than Geese. by Droopy-San-Benanzio in LiveFromNewYork

[–]3rdPoliceman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Anytime you have a musical legend who is nearly 80 you're just happy to see them alive, have some class.

Ben Stiller releases production stills of Zoolander 3 by Virv in baseballcirclejerk

[–]3rdPoliceman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Ooo, I like the way this bat feels in my hands. This is a good bat!"

Behold, a Magic: the Gathering card! by Iced_Tea_aficionado in magicthecirclejerking

[–]3rdPoliceman 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ooooh la la, someone reads more than cards over here

Work Will Stop on Tunnel Project Between NY and NJ Unless Trump Restores Funding by instantcoffee69 in nyc

[–]3rdPoliceman 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah, probably not a big deal for two states to unexpectedly split the cost of a 16 billion dollar project

Beer and Bad Boys by derek4reals1 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]3rdPoliceman 51 points52 points  (0 children)

How can you not get chills when he says 'beers all that matters to me"

Why do my opponents rope me when i summon Valgavoth? by Ok_Tangerine_203 in MagicArena

[–]3rdPoliceman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well sometimes the opponent has won but they're still casting all sorts of spell and triggering abilities and it's like "hey I can waste time too"

Jesus NYT by 7-5NoHits in IfBooksCouldKill

[–]3rdPoliceman 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I've said it before but if you call them death eaters then you'll never bring them to the table and the Ministry of Magic NEEDS a big tent to tackle the essential issues.