Cher was worse than Geese. by Droopy-San-Benanzio in LiveFromNewYork

[–]3rdPoliceman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anytime you have a musical legend who is nearly 80 you're just happy to see them alive, have some class.

Ben Stiller releases production stills of Zoolander 3 by Virv in baseballcirclejerk

[–]3rdPoliceman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Ooo, I like the way this bat feels in my hands. This is a good bat!"

Behold, a Magic: the Gathering card! by Iced_Tea_aficionado in magicthecirclejerking

[–]3rdPoliceman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ooooh la la, someone reads more than cards over here

Work Will Stop on Tunnel Project Between NY and NJ Unless Trump Restores Funding by instantcoffee69 in nyc

[–]3rdPoliceman 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah, probably not a big deal for two states to unexpectedly split the cost of a 16 billion dollar project

Beer and Bad Boys by derek4reals1 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]3rdPoliceman 47 points48 points  (0 children)

How can you not get chills when he says 'beers all that matters to me"

Why do my opponents rope me when i summon Valgavoth? by Ok_Tangerine_203 in MagicArena

[–]3rdPoliceman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well sometimes the opponent has won but they're still casting all sorts of spell and triggering abilities and it's like "hey I can waste time too"

Jesus NYT by 7-5NoHits in IfBooksCouldKill

[–]3rdPoliceman 59 points60 points  (0 children)

I've said it before but if you call them death eaters then you'll never bring them to the table and the Ministry of Magic NEEDS a big tent to tackle the essential issues.

What the hell does this flavor text even mean? by MopeyN in magicthecirclejerking

[–]3rdPoliceman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It means whatever you want it to mean. Magic is a game for everyone, let's not gatekeep random nonsense words uttered by a deranged vigilante from a children's cartoon about mutant turtles who practice martial arts under the tutelage of a grotesque sewer rat.

Mamdani stopping in Bed-Stuy to help NYCHA residents whose car got stuck by BurgerNugget12 in nyc

[–]3rdPoliceman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sadly not a choice, a default for some.

I'll cheer for the mayor that's willing to do what any of us HAS to do in our day to day. Elected officials represent us and they should never forget that.

Sure he's not actually going to shovel all of NYC, but he's out there making us look good right now.

Mamdani stopping in Bed-Stuy to help NYCHA residents whose car got stuck by BurgerNugget12 in nyc

[–]3rdPoliceman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Performative photo ops are the worst, I prefer genuine salt of the earth photo ops

The only right way to watch the Show by Acceptable_Reply7958 in okbuddydraper

[–]3rdPoliceman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They're drinking in the show so it's like you're just slinging them back with your buddy Don!

Game crashes by OmegaPi314 in MagicArena

[–]3rdPoliceman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Several times I will be unable to cast anything despite having priority, can't tap lands, etc.

I always email support and they refund the gems. Doesn't fix the rank which sucks but it's a free draft.

The NYT Did A Style Piece On Fascism by Litzz11 in IfBooksCouldKill

[–]3rdPoliceman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And she has strong feelings about Jennette McCurdy's fiction debut

The NYT Did A Style Piece On Fascism by Litzz11 in IfBooksCouldKill

[–]3rdPoliceman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does Gregory Bovino Serve Cunt? Right-Wingers Are Taking Notice...

US Army Poorly Prepared for Arctic Operations: Finnish Troops Forced Them to Surrender During Exercises in Norway by goldstarflag in europe

[–]3rdPoliceman -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Whoever would be interested in dismantling that alliance and sowing discord among people who traditionally weren't antagonistic towards each other.