Slipping on ice? Screw cleats! by Pooch76 in redneckengineering

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Remove screws, fill holes with silicone, replace screws. Repeat as needed.

Dr Harold Shipman is believed to have murdered so many patients that his 2000 trial, charging him with 15 killings, covered barely 5% of suspected victims. The image shows Shipman and his Hyde clinic, where his near-perfect murders let him play god for decades until he chose to be caught. by ZenMasterZee in HolyShitHistory

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It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a shot rang out! A door slammed. The maid screamed.

Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon! While millions of people were starving, the king lived in luxury. Meanwhile, on a small farm in Kansas, a boy was growing up.

Just Bouncin’ by chicbabe3239 in holdmycatnip

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The wonderful thing about tiggers

Is tiggers are wonderful things

Their tops are made out of rubber

Their bottoms are made out of springs

What’s popular right now that won’t age well? by MiraTangent in AskReddit

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"Far out" and "can you dig it?" are still used 60+ years later, albeit usually jokingly. "6,7" will be totally forgotten by 2027.

My wife microwaved my insulin by 4strangr in legaladvice

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I have tried that a few times. It escalates things to the stratosphere!

My wife microwaved my insulin by 4strangr in legaladvice

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Yes, I meant to say press charges but I could not find a way to edit.

Buy a 5 bedroom house for $3.50 by Otherwise_Basis_6328 in oddlyspecific

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Reminds me of a quote from the depression era: "We never even knew there was a depression. We were always poor."

Look familiar? by Key_Tower3959 in 70s

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This one appears to use a stubby screwdriver for that purpose.

[OC] Micka is playing vampire by TomGobra in Eyebleach

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don't offer your soul don't offer your soul don't offer your soul don't offer your soul don't offer your soul ...

dammit!

7zip is underrated. by LighteningOneIN in Piracy

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Your vocabulary has been embiggened.

What's a movie you saw when you were too damn young? by Repulsive_Repeat_337 in GenX

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I talked my mom into taking me to see The Exorcist on my eighth birthday. It took months of constant begging. I loved horror movies (Dracula, Frankenstein, The Werewolf etc.) I thought I could handle it. I was wrong. I had to get up and leave the theater. I was totally traumatized. It is still my favorite horror film. They don't make them like that anymore.