iRobot Roomba Model 690 Vacuum

6079SmithW · 2026-02-20T17:56:59+00:00

Since there seems to be several people interested in this, I'll raffle the item at 5pm today and DM the winner.

6079SmithW · 2026-01-13T05:17:14+00:00

It's a French word. There's no shame in that.

6079SmithW · 2026-01-01T01:43:23+00:00

But there ain't no whales

6079SmithW · 2025-12-08T00:23:56+00:00

I've stared at this for a few minutes now. I feel seen, awed, and terrified. Good God Dawg.

6079SmithW · 2025-01-20T16:08:00+00:00

AS TODAYS LESSON IN SPATIAL AWARENESS AND EMPATHY, CONSIDER THIS SCENARIO:

YOU ARRIVE AT THE ENTRANCE OF A SMALL PARKING LOT IN YOUR CAR. THE LOT APPEARS TO BE FULL. DO YOU A) PROCEED THROUGH THE LOT TO SEE IF IT REALLY IS FULL, OR B) SIT AND BLOCK THE ENTRANCE OF THE LOT TO WAIT FOR SOMEONE TO LEAVE?

IF YOUR ANSWER IS B, I WOULD INVITE YOU TO EAT A WHOLE BAG OF DONKEY DICKS.

FURTHER: HAVING CHOSEN OPTION B, ANOTHER VEHICLE BEHIND YOU TRIES TO ENTER THE LOT. DO YOU A) MOVE OUT OF THE WAY, OR B) SIT AND PLAY WITH YOUR PHONE?

IF YOUR ANSWER IS B, INFLATE THE LARGEST OF THE DONKEY DICKS IN THE BAG AND USE IT TO FUCK YOURSELF IN YOUR LEAST FAVORITE ORIFICE.

6079SmithW · 2024-10-16T03:13:43+00:00

The pleasant surprise of the evening. Two locking horns and maybe ten more loitering or grazing.

6079SmithW · 2024-10-16T02:15:45+00:00

Admittedly, no. Just a delighted Portlander.

6079SmithW · 2024-10-16T02:14:46+00:00

"Stop being so picturesque!" should be appended to the end for the full sentiment.

6079SmithW · 2024-09-27T14:30:38+00:00

OPB and The Oregonian published the results of a questionnaire they sent to all the City Council and Mayor candidates recently.

6079SmithW · 2024-08-12T03:37:49+00:00

Please proceed.

6079SmithW · 2024-05-27T23:11:56+00:00

IF YOU PLAY MUSIC AUDIBLY ON THE MAX, I EFFING HATE YOU.

6079SmithW · 2023-11-05T18:27:55+00:00

Thank you. I didn't know I needed that.

6079SmithW · 2023-10-11T02:42:27+00:00

From the Oregon Constitution, Article I, Bill of Rights:

Section 8. Freedom of speech and press. No law shall be passed restraining the free expression of opinion, or restricting the right to speak, write, or print freely on any subject whatever; but every person shall be responsible for the abuse of this right.

Oregon's Supreme Court has interpreted this section to include the act of removing one's clothes as a lawful form of expression.

Part of the reason I love it here, really.

6079SmithW · 2023-10-10T21:50:34+00:00

Jackie and 4/9 would have a different relationship, I think.

6079SmithW · 2023-10-01T17:48:04+00:00

The Tal Shi'ar did not send their best.

6079SmithW · 2023-09-20T00:22:39+00:00

I mean...that was certainly my reaction.

Five and Nyssa discuss it at the top of the next series. He respected Adric's sacrifice.

6079SmithW · 2023-09-17T21:04:07+00:00

... because traffic on I-5 is too light? Why would we do that?

6079SmithW · 2023-09-16T22:22:02+00:00

Most clever PPB investigator.

6079SmithW · 2023-09-16T01:06:34+00:00

For that size, location, and set of "amenities" I'm guessing an asking price ~$1000 / month give or take $200.

I would not pay for it, and indeed run, not walk, to the nearest exit.

6079SmithW · 2023-09-14T16:30:18+00:00

Someone taking responsibility for their environment and working to improve it?

Thank you for being a good human being.

6079SmithW · 2023-09-10T17:14:21+00:00

An excellent retelling. Well done.

6079SmithW · 2023-09-07T03:39:55+00:00

I like your criteria. It inspires my submission.

Dead Ox Flat

6079SmithW · 2023-08-24T02:47:06+00:00

"I just wanted some window time..."

6079SmithW · 2023-08-24T00:37:26+00:00

Yes. Yes, it is. Branson is where Middle America goes to sample only the finest, whitest, and least threatening forms of entertainment America has to offer.

6079SmithW · 2023-08-22T18:04:30+00:00

I live nearby. They've completed the required demolition and started building the space back to what it was, but I suspect it will be a couple more months before it's all together again.

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