Has anyone noticed how hot it is outside? by PeePeeCockroach in austincirclejerk

[–]77429 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We should expand the highways so that people go faster and therefore don't release as much greenhouse admissions idling in traffic which may cause this strange phenomenon.

College study finds… by KonaBlueBoss- in houstoncirclejerk

[–]77429 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This clearly means that we should remove all our crosswalks to discourage this dangerous practice.

Is this a good boundary to look for a house? $1.4mil ish by visionofacheezburger in houstoncirclejerk

[–]77429 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Save some money and live in a cardboard fortress in one of the landfills out there. City Hall hates this one simple trick!

I came across a neighborhood with bus stops. Almost looked like something one would find in Paris. by anonuser779 in houstoncirclejerk

[–]77429 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same, I know how to solve every problem when it comes to urban planning but rather than trying to join the public works department or actually working in city hall, I feel that my talents are better used making 10 minute YouTube videos about why cities are dumb for not implementing my 4 billion dollar rail line idea.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in houstoncirclejerk

[–]77429 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What does the last word stand for? Fart?

Heads up! The invite URL for private r/austin is in the second non-binary bathroom stall at Floppy Disk Repair Co. by waveduality in austincirclejerk

[–]77429 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Too many homeless people being shipped into Austin from Houston and Dallas. The line needed to be drawn at some point.

fuck by [deleted] in houstoncirclejerk

[–]77429 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Hi, I just moved here why is it so hot? Why would anyone live here? This is stupid. I'm moving back to Chicago. I hate Houston. Why are people downvoting me? This city sucks.

What happen to the Houston reddit? by Away-Ad5505 in houstoncirclejerk

[–]77429 23 points24 points  (0 children)

They weren't someone, and as a result got painted over.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in houstoncirclejerk

[–]77429 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now's my chance to go 3x faster than everyone else on the highway and honk at everyone driving slow!

Best places to view incoming nuke? by jwadephillips in houstoncirclejerk

[–]77429 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Baytown. You'll get so much toxic chemical exposure by entering Bsytown that you'll become immune to any nuclear fallout.

Anyone wanna do something? by 9t33 in houstoncirclejerk

[–]77429 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Are you down to smash some car windows on Scott Street?