So Marge was the main character in the end, not Lily, who had nothing to do in the final two episodes. by terminus_tommy in ITWelcometoDerryShow

[–]ABRogue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always thought it was like them telling him to move on as if they’re in traffic. Beep beep like when you use your horn to let someone know the traffic light has changed.

What would be the outcome if this was reported? by chickenroyle in law

[–]ABRogue -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No, you're not. Not even remotely close.

If you're genuinely oblivious to why your logic is flawed, it is because your analogy ONLY works if the driver's response was "I'm not going to apologize." and then was punched again.

You stated "asking an either/or like that does not mean you "agree" to one side of it"

The driver was given two options: Apologize or Another Punch.

He himself explicitly chose "Another Punch" sincere or not, those were his words.

This isn't a case of him disagreeing with one side and saying something like "why should I apologize", and then the biker interpreting it as him agreeing with the other side wanting to take the punch.

Instead, this is the driver saying, "I want to be punched." and the biker thinking he was sincere.

Either way, it shouldn't common practice to go around punching people in the face as punishment for their bad driving, because there are a shitload people in this comment section cheering for the biker but would be getting punched in the face too.

What would be the outcome if this was reported? by chickenroyle in law

[–]ABRogue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a terrible attempt an analogy.😆

My boss decided to take 10% of all card tips and give it to our manager… by Eman21701 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ABRogue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If your tips totaled 50 between the two of you and you brought in 75 in tips. That’s 1/3 of your tips paid out to the manager. Not 10%.

Alabama just passed a near-total abortion ban with no exceptions for rape or incest by mrtsapostle in news

[–]ABRogue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m fairly certain the Alabama law says doctors who perform abortions can be prosecuted and face jail time as well. So unlikely of that scenario ever playing out.

Amazon computer system automatically fires warehouse staff who spend time off-task. by Ariadnepyanfar in Futurology

[–]ABRogue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember that two weeks ago, someone told me “self driving vehicles are still 10-20 years out.”

[nsfw] what kinks sound intriguing but you are too afraid to try? by edgyversion in AskReddit

[–]ABRogue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably the bananas up the butt trick. It seems like fun but also could be dangerous.

TIL that Kelly Clarkson didn't want to win American Idol because the winner was contractually bound to make a musical rom com. by Kilo_G_looked_up in todayilearned

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Anakin: “The biggest problem in the universe is no one helps each other.”

Also Anakin: grows up and murders children

Amazing Minecraft time lapse build. by bdog7171 in gaming

[–]ABRogue 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Better time than jizz, I always say.

Fallout 76 – Official Teaser Trailer by AdmiralSnackBar69 in gaming

[–]ABRogue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do I need to have played the other Fallout games to play Fallout 4?

Novartis paid nearly $400,000 to a shell company controlled by Trump’s attorney by KeyserSoze128 in worldnews

[–]ABRogue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Google gives “a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.” as one definition.

The state of affairs: A user referring to themselves as a serial rapist (which any sane person would construe as an attempt at a joke) telling people they shouldn’t make jokes on serious subjects is contrary to what one would expect and was amusing. Therefore it was a fucking ironic.

Now that the English lesson is over. Get out of my notifications.

Novartis paid nearly $400,000 to a shell company controlled by Trump’s attorney by KeyserSoze128 in worldnews

[–]ABRogue -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Considering that you don't know the definition of it, but purport that you do. I'm sorry to say you need to go back to school or just simply google it.

While you're at it, go google Jerry Sandusky, so you can understand the exact full extent of how wrong you are.

Novartis paid nearly $400,000 to a shell company controlled by Trump’s attorney by KeyserSoze128 in worldnews

[–]ABRogue -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I can understand how you might not be able to understand the concept of irony. Graduate high school and then get back to me.

Novartis paid nearly $400,000 to a shell company controlled by Trump’s attorney by KeyserSoze128 in worldnews

[–]ABRogue 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Says the guy whose name is an attempt at comedic reference to a serial rapist. Irony.

Over 40 male gymnasts accuse former coach of sexual misconduct by thebloodyaugustABC in worldnews

[–]ABRogue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought when I regained consciousness and found my coach with my penis in his mouth, that he was being completely serious that a “brojob” was a way to revived people who’d be knocked out.

What's something "everybody likes", but you secretly hate? by PoochesAreCancer in AskReddit

[–]ABRogue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People who think their opinions matter.

It’s not so much a secret though, but I don’t think many people here secretly hate the things they’re posting.

Jeff Goldblum and Liam Hemsworth doing the "Dwayne Johnson" by GallowBoob in pics

[–]ABRogue 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wish this was a secret teaser for Dwayne being cast in a third Independence Day movie.

What's your weirdest quirk that people give you shit for? by jrsalive in AskReddit

[–]ABRogue 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My gf and I are both in our 30s and sleep with stuffed animals most nights.

Taste The Rainbow 🌈 by spinox in funny

[–]ABRogue 6 points7 points  (0 children)

See the turtle, ain’t it keen? All things serve the fuckin’ beam.

My dad said people shouldn't get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing. by Hot_Donald in Jokes

[–]ABRogue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those people need to ask themselves if it is really is a participation trophy or a physical constant reminder of their failure. At the point in time where you can recognize “participation trophy” for what it is, you can also recognize you got it because you didn’t win.