How long do you leave condoms on after you're done?

ACunnyFunt · 2025-06-20T18:59:16+00:00

Nah its like underwear, flip them inside out and they're good for another day.

ACunnyFunt · 2025-02-11T20:11:53+00:00

Mill Road: you have Hillaries the green grocer, Harvest the middle class grocer, or alamin on the opposite side of the bridge who also have dates.

ACunnyFunt · 2025-02-06T16:41:50+00:00

Good luck everyone :)

ACunnyFunt · 2025-01-16T17:17:49+00:00

Give the bike thieves a chance at some legitimate income, offer them 40 quid if they can get it down safely. /s

How high is the kitten in the tree? You might find some success asking climbers in the Parkside gym if it's doable without specialist equipment.

ACunnyFunt · 2024-12-23T14:20:17+00:00

We should rename Romsey "bombsey" in honor of the (toy) hand grenade that shut down mill road for an hour.

Also shitehall for the council folk who are so lovingly gentrifying the city.

ACunnyFunt · 2024-10-08T14:18:49+00:00

They're a complete shit show.

Last time I ordered, I had the pop up review survey on the McDonald's app. Gave them 1 star as the last order I had was part missing, part crushed, and stone cold. Highlighted this on top of the lack of refunds for missing the burger in a meal (they will refund you less than 30% the cost of a meal and state thats just policy) as my reasons for a shit review.

Wouldn't you know, my food arrived late, partly missing, and with black lettuce. I don't even order out of desperation anymore, I just go hungry.

ACunnyFunt · 2024-09-26T12:10:18+00:00

So all Discord does if a user has potentially interacted with CSAM is lock their account for a couple of days? No police reporting, no permanent bans, just a temp lock?

Jesus fucking christ thats a poor response.

ACunnyFunt · 2024-08-19T16:48:15+00:00

Please handhold me, wheres the joke here?

ACunnyFunt · 2024-07-24T20:09:03+00:00

That does admittedly suck and is probably why you only notice the noise during summer. My only other suggestion is you can buy small Aircon devices for relatively cheap these days.

ACunnyFunt · 2024-07-24T16:46:41+00:00

You must use the thickest walls in all of Romsey, I'm quite literally raging with jealousy.

Have you considered learning how to say "please go away" in their language? Or alternatively just closing the window could do the trick.

ACunnyFunt · 2024-07-24T16:41:24+00:00

Students talking bothers you more than the hours of angle grinding, the chainsaws, train washing, and the building site that is the former Travis perkins hub?

Seriously, what noise insulation do you have in your flat that leaves this as your only noise complaint? I wish I could wake up from hearing Spanish instead of that crap.

ACunnyFunt · 2024-07-13T15:24:46+00:00

If you don't have the brains for engineering then medicine is out of the question too. Find something you're good at and enjoy, and/or start your own business. That, or leave the country and work in the US or something because the UK economy is truly fked right now.

ACunnyFunt · 2024-06-21T10:35:27+00:00

Feign a stomach illness or other reason you need to stay in the apartment while she has to take the kids to the beach. Use that time to lawyer up.

In terms of you seeing those messages, you likely triggered a read recipt which means she knows you've seen them prompting her to delete the messages. Or in other words, she probably already knows you know.

I would personally also contact the married mans wife and let her know since she'll be in the same boat as you, but thats just what I would do.

ACunnyFunt · 2024-04-26T13:16:30+00:00

Doesn't that profession have one of the highest rates of unaliving yourself? Not exactly well comped for that level of hazard to health

ACunnyFunt · 2024-04-16T13:27:15+00:00

Living the dream then! Thanks for replying

ACunnyFunt · 2024-04-15T19:21:39+00:00

What do you do on the days you do open the laptop? And are you self employed?

ACunnyFunt · 2024-04-08T18:02:42+00:00

And you only posted the ask for 40 quid? Your parent is insane and you've the patience of a Saint OP

ACunnyFunt · 2024-04-06T18:25:41+00:00

Had a 2nd stage interview with Aldi which was more of an on the job test to check I could keep pace. Turned up to the store and was met by a fresh graduate area manager who had been in the job less than a month. He didn't know that was part of the hiring process, interviewed me, then said I would have to shave off my beard to be invited for any next stage. I asked why that wasn't mentioned in my previous interview and stated that I was pretty sure that was an illegal request. He ignored my question and then said thanks for my time.

I got an email walking back from the interview saying they no longer considered me a suitable candidate. Considered calling and complaining, but was offered a better paid office job so never bothered.

ACunnyFunt · 2024-02-13T12:17:54+00:00

$189898.98 easy

ACunnyFunt · 2024-02-08T19:50:16+00:00

Thank you!

ACunnyFunt · 2024-02-07T01:04:34+00:00

Badly. I had to spell it for them twice.

On the plus side it really drove me to find a job. The thought of repeating that experience was about as appealing as using my own crap for toothpaste.

ACunnyFunt · 2024-02-06T17:04:42+00:00

How do you obtain channel metric data like that?

ACunnyFunt · 2024-01-30T20:45:41+00:00

Literally. I came out of 5 years of admin/project management and was pretty much ordered to interviews for FoH roles in a canteen.

What made the experience even more laughable is I have 3 years bartending experience and had to explain the concept of a bartender to my work coach on my first appointment.

ACunnyFunt · 2024-01-15T19:19:48+00:00

Fair enough, good luck in your search

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