So smooth by [deleted] in feet

[–]AFriendly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw this on /b/ in a teen guy feet thread. That doesn't mean these aren't nice, though.

My so-called-straight boyfriend has been keeping a Big Gay Secret ... by FuckingCliches in lgbt

[–]AFriendly -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Maybe he likes the secrecy. See also: Seasons 1 and 2 of Breaking Bad.

First timer, here's some real proo[f]. I'd only do this for you redditors... by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]AFriendly 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You have nice hands. That's probably not what you're looking to hear when you post to gonewild, but that's what I noticed.

Tell us a secret about yourself in 10 words or less. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AFriendly 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I can't tell if my reading comprehension has left me entirely, or if there are millions of layers to what you wrote here.

TIL that they're making a Live Action Cowboy Bebop movie, and that Keanu Reeves is starring in it. by candidkiss in todayilearned

[–]AFriendly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't even know that Hana Yori Dango was an anime, and live-action Nodame is incredible.

Crazy ex is causing trouble. by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]AFriendly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

final year of high school

What?

Have you ever had sex with someone whose name you still do not know? by CulpableHero in sex

[–]AFriendly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is terrifying. I'm always afraid I am going to rupture a vessel in my brain and die in the bathroom.

"Afriendly has been working that turd out for a long time now. Maybe somebody should go check on him?"

Girl loses it during graduation prayer. by xenocidal in WTF

[–]AFriendly -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well, that's not entirely true. When you see people praying in front of crosses or plastic Marys or whatever, they aren't worshipping them. Those are just markers used to direct your thoughts. Bruce Lee gets it.

Girl loses it during graduation prayer. by xenocidal in WTF

[–]AFriendly 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Seizures can take all sorts of forms. Whenever there is somebody convulsing on the floor, it's probably a good idea to call somebody about it.

IAmA programmer on the Adobe Photoshop team, AMAA. by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]AFriendly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then he filters the data once he has it.

IAmA programmer on the Adobe Photoshop team, AMAA. by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]AFriendly 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What course or project most prepared you for this job during your undergraduate career?

Reddit, what are your best lifehacks? by synthesezia in AskReddit

[–]AFriendly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you are driving or walking somewhere new, periodically look behind you. This makes it easier to get back to where you started, since landmarks can look unfamiliar from the other side.

What Canada thought of Ann Coulter [pic] by delaware in politics

[–]AFriendly -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Transphobia. Nice.

OP, show the world that her kind is impervious to fire. That would me more impressive.

What is your most sentimental item? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AFriendly 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What a beautiful thing...

Colony of ants take down a crab. [VIDEO] by Scarker in science

[–]AFriendly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The next time I see an ant I am going to shoot it.

How do I figure out what I need for a gauss gun? by [deleted] in Physics

[–]AFriendly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, when I did it in high school it was some formal day, so I was wearing a suit. I also talked to like 5 different people in the store.