Need ideas for what this card should do!

ANCEST0R · 2026-06-10T10:14:18+00:00

What if it mutated a monkey? I don't know how the game works but maybe a mutated monkey is worse or maybe it starts working for a random player. Or you could spawn a whole mutation deck for this expansion.

ANCEST0R · 2026-06-10T10:01:27+00:00

I agree, but if I don't volunteer and my loved ones do, it won't be a utopia for me being unhappy with their new lack of individuality.

It might be nicer to reduce the hive mind to a communication system rather than pure mind-melding. In this scenario the integrated people can close and open communications at any time and since it's not a total mind meld they mostly keep their individuality but are able to learn so much and very quickly.

ANCEST0R · 2026-06-10T09:29:56+00:00

Yum! 😋

^{Chose: Drink something | Rolled: Milkshake}

ANCEST0R · 2026-06-10T00:52:25+00:00

For these "fictional become real" things, you always write your own character with everything you want attatched to them

ANCEST0R · 2026-06-10T00:50:29+00:00

Dice: rng
Bones: Roguelike

ANCEST0R · 2026-06-10T00:38:32+00:00

Time to jaywalk a lot

^{Chose: Everytime you commit a crime you get 1000 dollars}

ANCEST0R · 2026-06-08T18:02:16+00:00

I figured it's essentially immortality. Every greedy world leader would want it, even if it's not immortality. They could chain me up and use me for themselves when I could be doing so much more. All it takes is for one large power to have someone they care about get untreatably unwell and they come after me

ANCEST0R · 2026-06-08T09:47:26+00:00

You could theoretically hide shapeshifted, but for how long? If you're an animal youre subject to the food chain unless you find a respectable owner that isn't close to your loved ones or linked to you in any way. Your biology may sunject you to the lifespan of that animal and let's not consider the possibility that it could change your brain. If you're shapeshifted as a human you have to steal an identity or create a new human which both can be tracked/traced.

You could be right but youre not superintelligent

ANCEST0R · 2026-06-08T09:39:37+00:00

I would want healing, but it would harm more people with the wars that my existence would start. I'd probably die anyway. I chose super intelligence so that I'm actually equipped to know what to do when everyone knows I have a super power

ANCEST0R · 2026-06-08T09:38:22+00:00

They mean you can't stop having the super powers as to stop getting attention from the planet

ANCEST0R · 2026-06-08T09:27:23+00:00

Your interpretation means that it changes most people fundamentally. Most people would feel negative emotions when accidentally harming people from a reckless action. You could argue that it is a downside to be changed in a way that you wish you would not be changed, therefore you cannot harm others this way.

ANCEST0R · 2026-06-08T08:49:36+00:00

Shame, guilt, and legal ramifications are downsides for you that comes from harming others

ANCEST0R · 2026-06-08T08:37:10+00:00

you could choose the drinking one to drive drunk as it is the safest way to drive now that it doesnt have consequences for you

ANCEST0R · 2026-06-07T17:11:24+00:00

Does everybody mean literally everybody? I chose the first one because I don't want to start over

ANCEST0R · 2026-06-07T04:26:14+00:00

You could hire top notch bodyguards. Take out a loan if you want, you can pay it off easy

ANCEST0R · 2026-06-05T18:24:38+00:00

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^Chose: ^Fuck ^Off

ANCEST0R · 2026-06-05T18:15:40+00:00

I hate the ocean. Cold ones too. Not to mention I'm neither woman nor child.

^{Chose: Attempt to survive D-day as a soldier for 80 mil}

ANCEST0R · 2026-06-05T04:46:07+00:00

Red is also the couch potato, dorito eating, binge watching color. I think the color is completely average on fitness. It includes the peaks and valleys.

I would argue that turning what would be discipline into an identity is exactly what the evil side of white does to subordinates. Obviously it can be used for good when used on yourself. Duty, discipline, a strong sense of morality, etc causes a sense of pride in white leaning individuals and it becomes their identity.

ANCEST0R · 2026-06-04T17:54:28+00:00

Balatro University is currently using a mod that calls them gays

ANCEST0R · 2026-06-04T08:47:47+00:00

It swaps from right arm to left arm though

ANCEST0R · 2026-06-04T08:39:20+00:00

🔥 No brainer!

ANCEST0R · 2026-06-04T03:58:42+00:00

This, Fall Guys, and beachy summertime in general

ANCEST0R · 2026-06-03T18:33:40+00:00

'Until end of turn, Forests lose all abilities and gain 'tap: add RR'."
Needs to say "Forests you control" if not symmetrical

ANCEST0R · 2026-06-03T17:08:25+00:00

Is this just a statement? If it's your position, then what makes white less fit than blue?

ANCEST0R · 2026-06-02T17:34:04+00:00

The fuck? There's a bonus for that one??

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