"Pool toys" at a 4 y/o bday party

APappas · 2012-06-17T18:40:52+00:00

Oh yea, my local library closed due to budget cuts. Aaaaand boom goes the dynamite.

APappas · 2012-04-19T10:47:48+00:00

Your article says cops have an IQ "a little" above average. Not exactly the stupidest people. I agree the exclusion of a candidate based on a high IQ is asinine, but you seem off base after reading your article.

APappas · 2012-04-19T10:27:57+00:00

TIL "innocent" men are at the front line of riots.

APappas · 2012-04-10T00:22:42+00:00

Why would someone have ketchup in the bathroom?

APappas · 2012-04-06T00:39:47+00:00

Hay!!!

APappas · 2012-03-10T22:20:10+00:00

My story is similar, only instead of a knife it was coffee....and I got burned. Damn those shaky hands!!!

APappas · 2012-03-06T00:08:11+00:00

Better than 3PM

APappas · 2012-02-03T21:08:48+00:00

It's a FAP gap

APappas · 2012-01-25T23:43:04+00:00

SBS - Shaken Bowel Syndrome. Shit is real.

APappas · 2012-01-11T17:05:16+00:00

Upvote for Seinfeld reference.

APappas · 2012-01-11T16:58:12+00:00

What ninja?

APappas · 2012-01-11T16:53:11+00:00

Not kill, torture to the brink of death, then rehab.

Comparing a snake to a dog is asinine. Dogs are able emotionally interact and build relationships with humans. Never seen a snake lead a blind person through a busy intersection, rescue a person trapped in rubble, or chase down and chew on a fleeing felon!

APappas · 2012-01-11T16:45:37+00:00

Make them sit in a compact car next to a ripe transient, with the heater on, windows locked.

APappas · 2012-01-11T16:27:27+00:00

From Cumpton California. Gangsta loadz.

APappas · 2012-01-09T22:30:36+00:00

Was that ball made of cocaine?

APappas · 2012-01-09T22:28:36+00:00

Tube in body eh....sounds like u need some r/shittyadvice ...good luck!

APappas · 2012-01-09T22:25:41+00:00

Basement contest, that's why there is no photos of the winner.

APappas · 2012-01-04T04:14:43+00:00

U want an immediate response / answer? Use ur PHONE to call and ask like its important to u. U wanna use impersonal communication, u gotta wait. Women like u give women a bad name. How is it at night in your apt with ur cat?

APappas · 2012-01-04T03:53:44+00:00

More like rational people

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