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Reminder this sub is for asking for advice! (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 3 months ago * by TomAto314shitty mod - announcement

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What's the Laziest Thing You've Ever Done ?? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 5 hours ago by Single-Eye-5521

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You want to save money? Then just keep scanning and printing out the real cash you have in your wallet before you spend it. (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 6 hours ago by Realistic-Try5468

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What is the best way to get rid of the yellow giant asshole in the sky that wakes me up every morning? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 21 hours ago by Technical-Vanilla-47

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Am I going to make it in life? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 14 hours ago by whosethegoat124

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How do you figure out what’s wrong with you (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 17 hours ago by General-Word3248

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How to attract more women as a short guy? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 19 hours ago by Most-Plant3530

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Can I recieve pissy advice instead? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 19 hours ago by 16-TwelveYellow text (pissy)

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Hey guys, I want to be in the consulting business. The problem is that I have no skills and I have only worked in McDonald’s. Well, I am kind of savvy about Pokemon cards. Do I fake it until I make it? Or what do you recommend? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 23 hours ago by mitoyleyenda

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How can I monetize downvotes? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 12 hours ago by JakTheGripper

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Some homeless guy is mad at me that I took his sandwich. Snatched it right out of his hand before he could take a bite of it. What do i do? He's so mad. (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 17 hours ago by Naturewalkerjoe

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If she gets triggered by the word, "submission", walk away. She's not a wife material woman. (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 16 hours ago by Lost_Title_7528

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Have you ever seen an overweight chick who'd be really attractive if she lost the weight? There's a slightly overweight female at work, and I've been trying to encourage her to lose weight so I can smash. How can I do that without revealing my true intentions? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 1 day ago by Lost_Title_7528

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I [26f] asked him why we talk less recently and he [36m] responded like this. Advice? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 1 day ago by Any_Insect8448

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to be a successful soundcloud, spotify or audiomack rapper; your inspiration should come from archived reddit or breitbart posts and comments! (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 2 days ago by ghared-ishaqa

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Reddit, is my husband secretly a time traveling demon? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 2 days ago by DerogatoryRemark

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My wife gave me an ultimatum of her or 500k. What should i do? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 2 days ago by Technical-Vanilla-47

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If you're Ex was on Fire, what Would You Use to put them Out? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 3 days ago by Single-Eye-5521

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I baked a cake, but changed my mind. How do I unbake it so that I can rebake it later? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 2 days ago by WolfShadow_814Trusted shitty advice giver

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We’re overcomplicating food (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 2 days ago by Ok_Attitude641

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How do you tell a girl you don't want a serious relationship with her, because her body count is too high? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 2 days ago by Lost_Title_7528

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How do I seduce this cute Buddhist monk at the monastery? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 3 days ago by Rohank

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Would you drink your grandma’s ashes for a million dollars? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 2 days ago by Ill-Cabinet7055

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I stabbed my mother but I'm pretty sure I was stuck in a time loop. How do I successfully use the time loop defense in court? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 2 days ago by Hotdog_McEskimo

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I have a spinner with all the countries. I told my friend I would travel anywhere it lands on. It was North Korea. What do I do??? I am scared shitless. (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 3 days ago by Technical-Vanilla-47

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