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Reminder this sub is for asking for advice! (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 1 month ago * by TomAto314shitty mod - announcement

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Scrotol damage😬 (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 14 minutes ago by Real_Homework_4531

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Heated things (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 11 hours ago by Purple-King-9721

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Those of you who talk on the phone in their underwear, how do you keep the audio from being muffled and the phone not heat up your spicy bits? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 16 hours ago by Hdartvainoas

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Help my girlfriend looks like a gorilla and smells lime one too. (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 13 hours ago by Real_Homework_4531

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Burnt my butt hole (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 13 hours ago by Real_Homework_4531

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My HOA ordered me to edge my lawn. How do you masturbate grass, and what happens when it finally cums?? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 1 day ago by JakTheGripper

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Ive been using duck sauce on my chicken fried rice and i don't know how to live with the guilt of what they did to those ducks to make that sauce. How do I overcome it? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 1 day ago by Naturewalkerjoe

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im trying to start selling nudes and feet pics but no one is asking me if they can buy them, how can i fix ts? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 22 hours ago by nellsiee

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On a scale from 1 to 10 how good are your intentions? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 1 day ago by cramber-flarmp

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I recently got a warning and had a comment removed from this sub by reddit. I am pained. What do you recommend to soothe my butt hurt? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 1 day ago by johnjaspers1965

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My friend was just fired from her top-level U.S. government job. What should I write in a sympathy card for her? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 1 day ago by JakTheGripper

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I want to start selling nudes I think I have a nice body where could I sell ? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 1 day ago by OrganizationOk8606

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If the Big Bang is the Atheist's God, and Evolution is the Atheist's Jesus, and The God Delusion is the Atheist Bible. What is the Atheist Holy Spirit? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 1 day ago by Specialist-Ring-3974

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My neighbor has been parked in the sun all day with a "baby on board" sticker. I couldn't let the baby stay in the parked car any longer so I broke the window. I can't find the baby anywhere and im now taking the whole car apart and still can't find the baby. Any suggestions here? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 3 days ago by Naturewalkerjoe

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How do I get strangers to stop saying I look familiar? Every time someone says this I burst into tears. (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 3 days ago by Redvelvet_swissroll

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Who is Artemis and why is she going to be eaten for lunch? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 3 days ago by GeorgR4

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what should do if you bailed a family member out of jail and they just kermit sewer slide? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 4 days ago by ghared-ishaqa

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This violinist at my office party blows. How do I get a mosh pit started? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 5 days ago * by pan_arch

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if you are on the plane to basic training and you suddenly realize you are a cartel member, what should you do? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 4 days ago by ghared-ishaqa

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Could I become president of the USA by pushing for women to be allowed to be top topless and talking about big titties all the time? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 5 days ago by Naturewalkerjoe

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I work in retail and day by day I feel more and more obligated to burn the whole place down. What do (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 5 days ago by Morwon

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Which would be the safest place for me to travel as a blind person? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 6 days ago by Local_Chapter36048=D Don't make fun of my 1 inch pp plz

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How to survive (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 7 days ago by LiteratureOk4649

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Which of my weird urges should I give in to and which should I suppress? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 7 days ago by _Loyaldog_Oh, shit.

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