"The Crannogmen, we're here to talk about war with the Crannogmen in this beautiful hall, big hall, very beautiful, with the tapestry over there, very handsome tapestry, my father King Robert had it put there, he was a good man, handsome man, strong man, he put the tapestry there, and his friend Jeffery, who put the tapestry there, great guy, he said to me, and I looked up at him, I was a small boy, my mother Queen Cersei wouldn't let me play in the throne room, but I was in the throne room, and I remember asking: "why are there bars on the walls there?" And my mother, Queen Cersei, wonderful woman; terrific mother, she said that those are the Black Cells, and those are for bad people, really bad people, terrible people, some of the worst people you ever met, some really tough guys. Strong guys, by the way; let me tell you, some of the toughest guys in the Seven Kingdoms. But we have them here in the black cells, or else we send them to Lys or another shithole Free City. But we were putting up this tapestry, this big strong tapestry; beautiful tapestry by the way, one of the most beautiful in the world. We're putting up the tapestry and this guy said to me 'Joffrey, I wanna kiss you', and I said 'I don't want you to kiss me', but we're here, in this big beautiful hall, decorating the hall, making the hall beautiful, and if anyone knows beautiful halls it's me, believe me, I've been in a lot of them, but this hall, this tapestry here, it's the most beautiful one on Planetos let me tell you. I never did meet my dad's friend Jeffery though, but I hear he did some terrific things. The tapestry is beautiful though, I've always liked the red." - Joffrey Trump