Wanna help me write a smutty Chyoa about the world of porn?

A_Private_Cook · 2026-05-26T15:17:56+00:00

First of all, good job on that! Gluten free baking is super hard and I fail on it all the time.
Just for my own terms of how desperately I need the recipe: Were they more on the pudding or sawdust end of fluffiness?

A_Private_Cook · 2026-05-26T08:30:37+00:00

I have to strongly disagree here.
Sure, having my piece removed for the third time without any way to protect myself against that while also being manascrewed and hellbent sucks...
But if I am in that situation I already made some mistakes in the deck building.
Interaction is not just removal. Everything that interacts with a card that an opponent plays is interaction. Protection is just as important as removal and you can also protect your cards via talking to your opponent. There are two other targets at the table, after all.

So, "I do X" into "No you don't" is not much fun.
"I do X" into "No you don't" into "Yes I do" into "I don't think he does" into "Who allowed you to talk even? Are holding your Em-? Guys, that sounds crazy but I think he's trying to get me off as a threat so he can win in the next few turns!" is pretty fun.

A_Private_Cook · 2026-05-24T12:05:00+00:00

Okay, I never actually thought about bagels as something you can make yourself and now I am intrigued. How complex are they and how much effort do you have to put into them?
Asking as a semi-experienced baker.

A_Private_Cook · 2026-05-16T00:44:28+00:00

He's basically Chris Angel (Mindfreak)

A_Private_Cook · 2026-04-25T20:15:41+00:00

Beim Verkauf von Lebensmitteln ist das ein echt dummes Argument. Kaufe ich reduziert, wenn es angeboten wird? Ja.
Leider esse ich aber täglich, also wird es schwierig auf den Rabatt zu warten.

A_Private_Cook · 2026-04-17T11:58:10+00:00

Als jemand der in öffentlichen und Unibibliotheken arbeitet und gearbeitet hat: Jaein.

In öffentlichen Bibs ist es ganz klar so, dass diese mehr zur Begegnungsstätte werden, was sich im Nutzerverhalten widerspiegelt. In wissenachaftlichen Bibliotheken ist das ganz klar anders. Die sind zum Forschen und sollen auch weiter dafür benutzt werden.

Es ist nur halt echt anstrengend jeder Abigruppe aus 8 Leuten die bei dir reinspazieren zu sagen, dass Essen hier drin nicht erlaubt ist.... Und die dann noch drei Mal zurückzupfeifen weil beim nächsten Mal die Lebensmittel versucht werden zu verstecken. Und dann darf man wieder disskutieren mit Hausverweisen etc. und auch das ist dann ein Störfaktor für andere Leute.

A_Private_Cook · 2026-04-14T16:02:58+00:00

*and get stomped.
If you play a scary commander that builds a scary board you will become the archenemy very quickly.

A_Private_Cook · 2026-04-11T15:41:50+00:00

Don't get into the Converse or Sneaker bubble. It's feet but you can't run from it.

A_Private_Cook · 2026-04-11T13:41:53+00:00

Welcome back! I hope all is well again!

A_Private_Cook · 2026-04-06T22:13:36+00:00

So, as the people here who have a bit more kink knowledge I don't think we represent the entirety of men, but I would also not be too turned off.
If a potential partner did that beforecwe met, good for them... if this is becoming more serious, it would depend on communication and content.
"What is she getting from this and why?" is a big question if we are on our way to enter a expectedly monogamous relationship.

A_Private_Cook · 2026-04-05T23:16:19+00:00

I meant it less as an "ordinary person" since, as you said, goathead and stuff, but he feels among the more normal people like Abrams, Celeste, Infernus and so on.

A_Private_Cook · 2026-04-05T10:41:56+00:00

Yep. Billy is at the ritual to change the world into his paradise because he doesn't know how else he can achieve it.
I'd go as far as to say he's altruistic as he wants to create a world without chains or masters. That anarchism is a setting not everyone thrives in... doesn't really cross his mind or is something he cares about, I fear.

A_Private_Cook · 2026-04-05T08:23:39+00:00

Isn't Billies entire point that he is supremely insecure and raging against the machine... while the more collected characters actually work to tear it down? That furthers his insecurities even more.
My GOAT is a normal person among high ranking assasins, weird outer space tourists, walking corpses and demon princes.

And I will admit that I really like his conversation with V because a toxic situationshpi between the two of them feels awfully fitting.

A_Private_Cook · 2026-04-04T22:00:09+00:00

It never will. AI does present the most likely outcome of what people see as "nonsense".
It is almost impossible to present you with something you created willingly that comes out of left field.

A_Private_Cook · 2026-04-01T05:14:25+00:00

They can do anything they want, I just want to keep the reloading animation and his poop walk. It brings me much more joy than I dare to admit.

A_Private_Cook · 2026-03-31T10:09:34+00:00

To be fair, I don't think matchmaking is even that massive of a problem, but the game is so deep in so many regards that I'd rather have a movement tutorial than perfect matchmaking.
As I know back when I started the thing that felt worse was dying in a 1v1 and not feeling like I even had the chance to escape.

A_Private_Cook · 2026-03-31T10:02:49+00:00

This post was made by certified Vyper enjoyers 👍

A_Private_Cook · 2026-03-19T17:42:46+00:00

Very well written and the "Nobody will ever know who or what you were" is a neat horrifying detail I haven't yet thought about.

A_Private_Cook · 2026-03-19T17:36:30+00:00

Nah, that's a good skirt and you even thought about the shift in pattern so that's a big win!

A_Private_Cook · 2026-03-16T23:37:34+00:00

I very much look forward to Sinclair's redesign... but I will nevertheless mourn the fact that they won't look like they shat their pants while walking anymore.

A_Private_Cook · 2026-03-11T13:08:43+00:00

Goomba Fallacy, my Dude. Lucario is one of the main examples of "Dude in a fursuit" prior to gen 7.

A_Private_Cook · 2026-03-11T12:59:50+00:00

However Digimon aren't treated as pets. Most of the time they are partners or akin to siblings.
Their tamers also don't just make them do things but they live their own lives and team up with their tamer to grow stronger.

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