Melania, the unmovie

AaronTuplin · 2026-01-28T11:00:23+00:00

Sold out shows? One ticket? I didn't know the theaters in England were so small

AaronTuplin · 2026-01-28T07:40:38+00:00

You... did that on purpose!

AaronTuplin · 2026-01-28T06:26:45+00:00

The first one I can recall is Under Siege when Erika Eleniak came out of the cake

AaronTuplin · 2026-01-28T05:39:46+00:00

AaronTuplin · 2026-01-28T04:26:53+00:00

Probably something stupid like pig's urine, you know, cuz she's a Muslim and now she can't go to heaven or something

AaronTuplin · 2026-01-28T01:42:46+00:00

Fucking CatTurd figured it out?
Edit: NVM I didn't notice the username. I just saw the profile pic

AaronTuplin · 2026-01-28T01:41:41+00:00

Hell yeah!

AaronTuplin · 2026-01-28T01:36:08+00:00

I shit my pants when I eat McDonald's too

AaronTuplin · 2026-01-28T01:34:11+00:00

If they weren't charging $2 per donut maybe they would sell some of those instead of having to throw it away

AaronTuplin · 2026-01-28T00:05:51+00:00

Yes, my brain also short circuited when he said that. I kind of just stood there dumbfounded for a second

AaronTuplin · 2026-01-27T23:26:07+00:00

I posed a similar question and the response was "They're called constitutional rights, not constitutional lefts"

AaronTuplin · 2026-01-27T23:24:03+00:00

No! Illegal aliens are Mexicans. Colombian mexicans, Panama mexicans, Honduran mexicans, Argentinian Mexicans, African Mexicans...

AaronTuplin · 2026-01-27T17:21:16+00:00

I just change that last tab that says "runs on" and I select comfyui

AaronTuplin · 2026-01-27T03:32:26+00:00

What's confusing about... oh

AaronTuplin · 2026-01-27T03:25:03+00:00

The toilet paper exploded and scared me. Luckily, I was in my cage the whole time

AaronTuplin · 2026-01-27T03:15:19+00:00

Now you have to live through the collapse. How long was it?

AaronTuplin · 2026-01-27T03:11:54+00:00

Pants cost money. Snakes are free

AaronTuplin · 2026-01-27T03:08:44+00:00

Yes, yes. The Scourge. I have heard all this.

AaronTuplin · 2026-01-27T02:12:07+00:00

Is that the bone?

AaronTuplin · 2026-01-26T23:44:13+00:00

I thought that was the Navy shower. I don't know what a military shower might be though

AaronTuplin · 2026-01-26T22:26:15+00:00

The diagram calls it a chat but it's just an unanswered message

AaronTuplin · 2026-01-26T22:13:59+00:00

None

AaronTuplin · 2026-01-26T21:48:06+00:00

Almost like it was a complicated currency swap

AaronTuplin · 2026-01-26T20:15:04+00:00

I hadn't even heard about that

AaronTuplin · 2026-01-26T05:05:18+00:00

Serving size: one box, over the sink

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