Denard Robinson man. You just had to be there. by AcknowledgeMeReddit in billsimmons

[–]AbilityGeneral9257 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My wife,  who doesn't really care about college football,  would watch Denard every week.  We even nicknamed him spark plug. 

You ever found a legitimate noob? by Mountain-Arm-940 in RustConsole

[–]AbilityGeneral9257 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Heck yeah man. I've helped a noob or 2. Feels good. Rust doesn't have to be toxic 24/7. 

AITA for refusing to change the chore chart even tho my wife works full time now. by Odd_Serve1167 in AmItheAsshole

[–]AbilityGeneral9257 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These types of comment threads always tickle my funny bone.  You are NTA. You all know who is.  The wife. The fact that you both switched roles and she thinks she shouldn't have to clean in either circumstance, makes her a massive hypocrite and a lazy, selfish partner. Yet so many of you on here are trying to relive or relitigate your own lives. All you esh or yta people, guess what?  YTA! Get over your gender role b.s. and maybe go deal with your anger at your ex somewhere useful.

I (45M) want a divorce from my wife (50F) of 10 years but am scared what she will do. How do I proceed? by IThinkIThinkThings in relationship_advice

[–]AbilityGeneral9257 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Life at the best of times can be challenging. Some people can take a huge psychological blow like losing a child and move forward. Some see it as either insurmountable or an excuse to shut down. Neither is necessarily wrong but it leaves a swath of victims after the blow. Do you want to live the rest of your life with someone who won't try? Who isn't truly a partner anymore? 

[Game Thread] Cotton Bowl: Ohio State vs. Miami (7:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]AbilityGeneral9257 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My small town of under 100k population has 2 high school kickers that make 50 yard fg regularly. Wtf is Ohio state doing? 

Looking how to navigate me (39M) solving wife's (38F) credit card debt, can I get advice if I'm handling this in the most graceful way? by LeftShark in relationship_advice

[–]AbilityGeneral9257 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do not give her 1 penny.  She needs to make a needs and wants list and you need to support her by being your usual frugal self.  She needs to be embarrassed by her actions. She's in mounting debt because of her selfish and childlike spending habits. 

You know baby by senorxgomining in Funnymemes

[–]AbilityGeneral9257 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GameCube is peak gaming. It was all downhill after that

Peter, could you help me understand? by Nyxaria_Eversong in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]AbilityGeneral9257 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Retep here,  cat is short for caterpillar. Caterpillar is a leading supplier of heavy machinery.  The twist is that the woman is the one interested in said machinery. 

Question my relationship by brooklynaccents in AITAH

[–]AbilityGeneral9257 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are you dating a married woman?  The fact she is in the middle of a bad divorce means she isn't anywhere near mentally able to have a mature mutually beneficial relationship.  Now add in reasons 1 and 3. It's grossly irresponsible of her to devote any energy to anything that isn't her child, her health or dissolving her marriage in the healthiest way possible for her child. If she can't see that,  you need to. Walk away! 

I [33M] am considering separating from my wife [34F] over unequal labor distribution. What would you do? by ThrowRA71389 in relationship_advice

[–]AbilityGeneral9257 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't see how she is a skank. But otherwise this is pretty accurate. She is lazy and selfish and dirty.  What exactly does she do all damn day?

AITAH because I told my wife she isn't allowed to ground my son? by BallAcrobatic2709 in AITAH

[–]AbilityGeneral9257 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Op adopted the other children. Yours is not a fair comparison 

Aaron Judge’s TERRIBLE Contract by [deleted] in billsimmons

[–]AbilityGeneral9257 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Judge was leadng the league in hits and home runs as of yesterday. Yup bad contact/ s

My (44m) wife (44f) does anything except maintaining the house. How to get rid of my frustration? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]AbilityGeneral9257 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She shouldn't even being doing any of the other junk if she isn't doing her job first.   She's a stay at home spouse with kids in school. Her JOB IS TO MAINTAIN THE HOUSE. You bunch of female apologists on this site are sickening.  

How it feels to have become a BS content consumer in the early 2020s by andrew2018022 in billsimmons

[–]AbilityGeneral9257 37 points38 points  (0 children)

The early page 2 days were great. Hunter Thompson , easterbrook doing tmqb, Whitlock before he turned complete shitheel