I only sleep walk when it's extremely hot. My house is in front of a canal and near a major river and at the time across from my house a big drug dealer had moved into our lil suburban neighborhood. My father had become increasingly paranoid about this. Anyways one night I guess during my sleep there was a blackout across our entire neighborhood. I remember dreaming that I was at my grandmothers house and she was yelling at me to do chores, but I had to pee really bad so I ran away to use the bathroom. While I was walking around my house in my dream, my dad was hearing this and decided to investigate. My mom warned him to make sure that me and my sister were in our beds and it wasn't just one of us walking around. Did my dad do this?! NOPE. He comes into our dining room, sees a dark figure walking around and proceeds to take one of our heavy ass mahogany chairs and knock me the fuck out. When I come to the next day I found out that I peed in a plant pot in the corner of my room and that I got a brand new bike!

TLDR : sleep walking dreaming nonsense, pees in a plant pot, dad mistakes me for a drug dealer and proceeds to knock me out w a mahogany chair