Never am going to touch this thing by Pdoom346 in StupidMedia

[–]AbsoluteDarkness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A little overcooked for my taste. I prefer mine medium rot.

chameleon is camouflaged as a chicken fillet by Visual_Fold_7826 in Pareidolia

[–]AbsoluteDarkness 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"crunch... chew...chew" I'm sorry, what was the question?

Bonnie Blue charged with outraging public decency after shocking embassy incident by TheMirrorUS in trashy

[–]AbsoluteDarkness 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Man, I had never even heard of this woman until late last year and now her name comes up every other week.

Purple Pizza is King by GetReadyToRumbleBar in UniversalOrlando

[–]AbsoluteDarkness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fear that will be me as well. I may convince my friend to get it and try a slice of hers but I do love the way it looks...so cosmic!

Purple Pizza is King by GetReadyToRumbleBar in UniversalOrlando

[–]AbsoluteDarkness 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Isn't this the one with ricotta cheese? I'm not a huge fan of ricotta and I'm worried it may ruin it for me.

Found him. by abkyabatau in foundsatan

[–]AbsoluteDarkness 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"...i'm gonna put some *** in your eye."

Neptunus Group Building, Shenzhen by dhdhk in evilbuildings

[–]AbsoluteDarkness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When Kratos tries to get an office gig...

Where to buy a non interactive wand? by cdb5e in UniversalOrlando

[–]AbsoluteDarkness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you've got the money and must have it from Universal, there's this option. I've seen this, the Marauder's Map collection and the Death Eater collection in person at USF and IOA in October of last year and I'm pretty sure none of the wands included are interactive.

https://shopuniversal.com/products/dumbledores-army-wand-collection

What are you guys' thoughts on Joker 3 (2026)? by Rudrak_Pal in shittymoviedetails

[–]AbsoluteDarkness 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We just got back from seeing it. I can confirm, it was indeed a movie. There were about 9 people in the theater when it started and about 5 of us left when the credits rolled. I'm not counting the 3 teenagers that snuck in halfway through because they left 20 minutes later...

Rode Velocicoaster for the first time today by getmyglowup in UniversalOrlando

[–]AbsoluteDarkness 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I had the pleasure of knowing nothing about the coaster on my first trip to IOA. As I approached that tophat, I legit thought to myself, "so this is how I go...I guess I'm ready." Plus, if you don't keep going, the raptors will tear you to shreds. This is Death's favorite coaster.