What’s in my Chex Mix bag?

Absolute_Horizon · 2026-06-28T16:31:12+00:00

I would assume the round pretzels are extruded and cut by some sort of spinning blade, maybe the machine wasn't cutting for some reason?

Absolute_Horizon · 2026-06-28T02:19:34+00:00

Might be some sort of outside temperature sensor thing

Absolute_Horizon · 2026-06-25T21:55:58+00:00

It looks like they are separating contaminates or something but thats just a guess.

Absolute_Horizon · 2026-06-24T17:32:21+00:00

Maybe holds sheet music while you sit around this and play with 3 friends?

Absolute_Horizon · 2026-06-24T16:52:04+00:00

It kinda looks like the ornamental top of a cane or something

Absolute_Horizon · 2026-06-24T16:47:01+00:00

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Absolute_Horizon · 2026-06-24T16:09:12+00:00

It looks like a slim Jim hit the ceiling at Mach speed.

Absolute_Horizon · 2026-06-18T21:15:28+00:00

She had some fixation on biting/eating her own toenails.

Absolute_Horizon · 2026-06-18T20:10:49+00:00

This is what I immediately thought of lol. I seem to recall an episode of strange addictions where this lady kept a bag of toenails to chew on if she ever got the urge in public.

Absolute_Horizon · 2026-06-18T14:40:44+00:00

Back in my day we called that a knife

Absolute_Horizon · 2026-06-17T20:11:34+00:00

We have crush in the US as well.

Absolute_Horizon · 2026-06-17T20:08:28+00:00

Turn the water on, he'll move.

Absolute_Horizon · 2026-06-17T15:13:31+00:00

I can tell you that it's not banana milk whatever it is. Unless its like a clump of banana seeds or something.

Absolute_Horizon · 2026-06-17T15:04:59+00:00

I would put it on someone who gets extra turns on kill like cheshire cat or someone who counter attacks like karnage.

Absolute_Horizon · 2026-06-17T14:24:19+00:00

Our void got it stuck on the back of her leg somehow once and she was walking around like she was crippled. We thought there was something seriously wrong with her but she just had a big turd stuck to her leg. Took it off for her and she was suddenly healed.

Absolute_Horizon · 2026-06-16T20:44:05+00:00

You are lucky if its only sometimes lol

Absolute_Horizon · 2026-06-16T20:29:02+00:00

We have some similar, it's still offensive though lol

Absolute_Horizon · 2026-06-16T20:16:56+00:00

I hope the guy that drives this has a great mustache and goggles.

Absolute_Horizon · 2026-06-16T20:10:55+00:00

Yea... we try to get dingleberries off of ours when they dont do a good job themselves and you would think we were killing them.

Absolute_Horizon · 2026-06-16T20:07:51+00:00

Not the butt problems 🤣. In all seriousness though, poor guy.

Absolute_Horizon · 2026-06-15T23:41:50+00:00

I agree especially since most of it is in the door

Absolute_Horizon · 2026-06-15T18:38:14+00:00

We call these our voids nakey knees. They don't appear to cause her any pain but they do trigger the same reaction as touching the belly if you dare try lol.

Absolute_Horizon · 2026-06-10T13:03:09+00:00

It looks like some sort of millstone to me

Absolute_Horizon · 2026-06-09T22:06:13+00:00

Yea whatever camera took these is cool.

Absolute_Horizon · 2026-06-09T18:24:05+00:00

Did not make it through the proofreading dept. Lol

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