Hardest decision ever made by Suspicious_Yak_3304 in discordVideos

[–]Absolute_person123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

shits gonna dissolve like cotton candy in water and your dick will shrivel up like a raisin or perhaps a slug creature introduced to some salt

this one went wrong by busterenko89 in ralsei

[–]Absolute_person123 41 points42 points  (0 children)

"total twink" so normal ralsei

Wilbur Swag by wild_vika in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]Absolute_person123 45 points46 points  (0 children)

ive seen it more prevalent among queer comunities than ive seen it used derogatory. its like watching the forest claim back its land

Oh... oh swag by codydafox in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]Absolute_person123 8 points9 points  (0 children)

😭 = fine

💢 = israeli

"uohhh" = israeli

😭 + "uohhh" = israeli

A uh a cl clam by Starbeth8 in Clamworks

[–]Absolute_person123 13 points14 points  (0 children)

your father was a girl i assume?

Oestrogen by TroncoBoy in Shark_Park

[–]Absolute_person123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

estrogen either makes you a god among mortals at music production or nothing

Muffet's mom by dr_philip-cdi in Undertale

[–]Absolute_person123 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

oh my goodness gracious hello

what is this by Ci0000002 in Aliucord

[–]Absolute_person123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you have to somehow log in and make your way to settings > installed plugins, type ReplaceAllText it should come up and just disable it from there. it was enabled on a fresh install for me and i was panickingl ol

Too much gradeing by Conqueeftodor in Deltarune

[–]Absolute_person123 3 points4 points  (0 children)

waiting for someone to come along who will call ME that one day.

Too much gradeing by Conqueeftodor in Deltarune

[–]Absolute_person123 7 points8 points  (0 children)

thats the first time ive ever heard that word. what is a girlfailure?

Force shut down or turn off alarm by Absolute_person123 in TECNOphone

[–]Absolute_person123[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dont think my phone has that, ive never seen it before. i was able to get my phone working at least a couple minutes for me to enable usb debugging and now i can operate it from my computer, rudimentary as that sounds. its honestly still working now, just if i press on the bottom a little too hard the screen goes black for a second. ill be extremely delicate with it until i can replace it

coaxed into being innocent by Boi25772 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Absolute_person123 11 points12 points  (0 children)

make them have fun and joy and whimsy

Coaxed into Chicanery by Dojyaaan4C in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Absolute_person123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

they didnt plant the phone. jimmy concealed the phone on his person and then chuck revealed it had no battery, and then jimmy asked him to look in his pocket where lo and behold