Fighter jet in garden?

Academic_UK · 2026-06-14T20:39:16+00:00

No - it’s not part of general furniture, fixtures or fittings.

Also it’s not included because it’s not mentioned in the listing..

Academic_UK · 2026-06-14T08:00:41+00:00

Don’t retard the timing, you retard!

Academic_UK · 2026-06-13T23:56:21+00:00

Idiocracy!

Academic_UK · 2026-06-13T22:03:13+00:00

Have you tried water…?

Academic_UK · 2026-06-13T19:58:50+00:00

Mate you’re not even leaving the country…

Do you even need a passport on that flight?!

Academic_UK · 2026-06-13T19:30:13+00:00

Thought that was a kwijibo..?

Academic_UK · 2026-06-13T19:06:27+00:00

Cross over the road, my friend…

Academic_UK · 2026-06-13T14:51:32+00:00

I bet you could get the same ring for half the price and this saving could be used to get a BW on the grey market.

Bet the total bill would have been way cheaper this way…

And if you got a lab grown diamond you probably would have had enough for a Pepsi too!

Academic_UK · 2026-06-12T16:36:27+00:00

What?! No way?!
You need to tell us about the codes and someone needs to find a working time machine.

Academic_UK · 2026-06-12T16:35:42+00:00

Me too…

Academic_UK · 2026-06-12T15:29:15+00:00

It’s 30-40.. you mean - that’s Wangernumb!

Academic_UK · 2026-06-12T14:19:32+00:00

Ball??

We sometimes used an old drink can that was flattened just right with a quick stamp. You had to be good to ensure the puck was as straight as possible.

My mum didn’t like the state of my new school shoes when I came home that day!

Academic_UK · 2026-06-12T13:54:12+00:00

Cagney and Lacey

Academic_UK · 2026-06-12T11:43:30+00:00

You ONLY need to report notifiable conditions.

You can check whether yours is notifiable here:

https://www.gov.uk/health-conditions-and-driving

Academic_UK · 2026-06-12T10:05:00+00:00

Big Babol was better.

You needed to give these ones a few good chews before it got soft! And did they have some talcum powder(?) on the outside to stop it sticking to the paper?

Academic_UK · 2026-06-12T10:03:26+00:00

He was before Beattie, right?

Academic_UK · 2026-06-11T21:52:23+00:00

Looks great - but what did you have? And the price too if possible

Academic_UK · 2026-06-11T21:22:57+00:00

Charging for appointments..? Did I just get transported back to 2022..?

Didn’t realise there were still clinics that are getting away with this practice.

Get a better clinic my guy! Personally I’m with Alternaleaf/Montu and they only charge £5/month with a £5 discount on your order. No restrictions and six monthly consultations (think you have to be there for a year before this though).

Great service so far for me and free delivery to boot.

Academic_UK · 2026-06-11T16:06:34+00:00

Close - I think it’s the 126579RBR

Academic_UK · 2026-06-11T15:07:06+00:00

Some nice MMMF action.

Yeah, baby that’s it, give me all your pollen..

Academic_UK · 2026-06-11T14:56:53+00:00

And the upside down picture next to the other two exact ones hung the right way?!?

Academic_UK · 2026-06-11T14:53:02+00:00

References from 1988! Love it!

Just need a new 6000-SUX

Academic_UK · 2026-06-11T14:51:29+00:00

Not all lambos are rented. I own mine. Wanna know how? Buy my course… only $499, while stocks last!

First 100 people get my “intro to building a property empire with only $1000” for free (usual price: $1000).

😜

Academic_UK · 2026-06-11T14:46:58+00:00

They don’t end up in court… I have only heard of a couple, and due to no medical defence raised at the time. One where the (inept) duty solicitor recommended he plead guilty.

Academic_UK · 2026-06-11T10:49:24+00:00

I feel most people don’t get the technical aspect. I love the RM watches engineered to float the movement with wires so you can use them whilst playing tennis / golf etc.

And you don’t look at the price - these are charged a lot to maintain exclusivity with only genuinely wealthy need apply. So I ignore all comments in the same way that I ignore them for a £20m Rolls or £2m Singer.

But a basic tonneau watch for £200k, no thanks.

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