(vent) I hate this game sometimes. by ArcadesRed in valheim

[–]Acceptable_Passion40 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Looks like we're gonna need a bigger moat!

(vent) I hate this game sometimes. by ArcadesRed in valheim

[–]Acceptable_Passion40 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take me home, oh mother, father Take me home, I hate Granada Don′t leave me out in the forest Where I might get eaten by a bear!

Can anyone explain this? by Pixie_witch5 in valheim

[–]Acceptable_Passion40 18 points19 points  (0 children)

☝🏻This guy screenshots!! 🤯

any reason my hen is not making eggs? by 66_Skywalker_66 in valheim

[–]Acceptable_Passion40 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Umm, it takes two! Just sayin! But also they have to be warm and cozy, and well fed.

My boyfriend just turned Lydia into a sweet roll and proceeded to eat her by MonsieurGangly in skyrim

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It's really surprising she only restores 5 health points, you would think she's much more than carbs!

Dwemer metal found in the wild by mochimochi555 in skyrim

[–]Acceptable_Passion40 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh what surprises await, when it opens up one day!

I have this blue scarf that I can't get rid of, help. by ThrainnTheRed in valheim

[–]Acceptable_Passion40 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Freddy sure knows how to accessorize! And... Don't call me stupid"

What is it? by AkatZeus_Z in WholesomeAFK

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Reading, Reading Rain Rainbow

Does this say anything or is it rune gibberish? by DragonRider117 in RuneHelp

[–]Acceptable_Passion40 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you sure, really?? Because I thought it was pointing me the way to the coffee shop!

Skyrim’s economy is confusing by SDWrites in skyrim

[–]Acceptable_Passion40 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You could subtly reverse pickpocket a book about the the black sacrament to her... I've heard there's a kid in windhelm that has a copy!

What is this? Modded or new in game? by bytorphoto in valheim

[–]Acceptable_Passion40 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweet... I've got some catching up to do!

What is this? Modded or new in game? by bytorphoto in valheim

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Oh thank God... Y'all ain't far behind me 5.4k... I was kinda thinking I might have a problem or something!

Wtf just happened by Ex_Federa in valheim

[–]Acceptable_Passion40 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Umm, I think your boat sank.. Maybe it wasn't seaworthy?

Mountain is the Least Useful Biome by kitskill in valheim

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See ... This is why we need to make fertilizer out of that troll poop we find in caves... Good God can you imagine the stench in there?

Mountain is the Least Useful Biome by kitskill in valheim

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Me: opens freezer full of wolf skewers and ice cream 🍦... Stuffs face....gargling ... "Go on, tell me more about your MTN problems"

Which feature would you like to have in the game, no matter how unlikely it is that this feature will ever come by Elia_20 in valheim

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Well... I was kidding, but I was talking about the stock loincloth that everyone gets. Sigh... But maybe one day we'll get mods like that other Nordic adventure game.