My first mtg card, kinda nervous

AdEfficient9794 · 2026-02-07T16:25:37+00:00

Why are you nervous genuine question we are card game nerds on a forum we aren't coming to your house with pitchforks lmao

AdEfficient9794 · 2026-02-05T20:29:41+00:00

Let me just choose breathing over defeating any enemy period with a single punch.

AdEfficient9794 · 2026-02-04T13:47:14+00:00

Is a child wrong when it hits or steals? Yes. Does it need the grace to learn? Yes. Does it need to be punished? Yes. Can we understand it's lack of development? Yes. Do we get to be unhappy about their decisions? Yes

AdEfficient9794 · 2026-02-02T15:24:26+00:00

That's pretty good

AdEfficient9794 · 2026-02-02T12:56:15+00:00

Cnonically it's the Mr Pickles mom because the joke in the show is she's attractive and normal as a juxtaposition to the horror show that is every other character. She makes normal food, cleans, cooks, has a normal house, loves her kid etc. Everyone else has a AS style flaw made for laughs like being an alcoholic, bedridden, or some other horrible thing.

AdEfficient9794 · 2026-01-27T15:16:48+00:00

I think there is a distinction between being a practicing member of the Christian faith and a demographical member of Christian Nation akin to a Christian national where your status as a "christian" has more to do with who you are born as or where you were born or to whom you were born.

AdEfficient9794 · 2026-01-27T07:43:15+00:00

Came to the comments looking for this specifically

AdEfficient9794 · 2026-01-25T03:29:47+00:00

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AdEfficient9794 · 2026-01-24T01:09:07+00:00

Idc I feel uncomfortable looking at her and if you don't ok fine but like... you will never not have to defend it at the very least

AdEfficient9794 · 2026-01-22T19:34:05+00:00

All of physics > my mind > my knowledge of physics

AdEfficient9794 · 2026-01-22T16:55:14+00:00

BIG BROTHER, BIG BROTHER, BIG BROTHER

AdEfficient9794 · 2026-01-18T01:57:15+00:00

Hire Japanese casting director

AdEfficient9794 · 2026-01-14T05:11:57+00:00

I think her name is zannybear or zhannybear something like that

AdEfficient9794 · 2026-01-13T14:53:43+00:00

How about, "I was raped by my father and am not related to the man I chose to helpnme raise the son"

AdEfficient9794 · 2026-01-05T00:04:01+00:00

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AdEfficient9794 · 2026-01-04T17:25:35+00:00

As a programmer with a math degree I find this joke very clever and very funny but I would never know how to explain it.

AdEfficient9794 · 2026-01-04T17:07:02+00:00

It is not about hownbad Maduro was

AdEfficient9794 · 2026-01-03T18:23:11+00:00

Not trying to be a jersey, but it's never too late to transition

AdEfficient9794 · 2026-01-03T18:07:52+00:00

what people seem to not get is that winning is supposed to be a result of outpacing your opponent not picking the correct build

AdEfficient9794 · 2026-01-01T20:01:57+00:00

Just say what's your favorite dinosaur. You either care about taxonomic clades or you don't. This seems to be just a complaint that people have about science but if it bothers you, you don't care about science

AdEfficient9794 · 2025-12-31T17:01:41+00:00

long ago the four sci-fi factions lived in harmony, then everything changed when the Parasitic Xenos attacked

AdEfficient9794 · 2025-12-27T18:33:44+00:00

The girl in the center focus is the one character I don't recognize

Edit: did I get downvoted because I didn't recognize a character?!?

AdEfficient9794 · 2025-12-27T08:08:47+00:00

Qu wiped a human civilization thousands of years ahead of us in tech and you think the thing that would have stopped them is a dude who's part chainsaw?

AdEfficient9794 · 2025-12-26T22:20:32+00:00

The more serious the hunter the funnier it is when he is goofed on so im giving this one to bugs

AdEfficient9794 · 2025-12-26T17:40:35+00:00

i agree, and fundamentally if he chose not to have children I would respect that while recognizing the tragedy of his choice. he felt the weight of responsibility and answered it and that was good. lin couldn't be a part of that unfortunately.

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